Paul Smith

Off to

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

Making the leap… https://t.co/7rbTv47S8r

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

Remember when taking photos of your food was considered mentally ill?

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Thank heavens for community notes

[Steve Akehurst @SteveAkehurst]

Don’t think this thread was intended to make me feel patriotic but it did

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

He must have had a good barista

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

@ThereWillBeGin If you think that’s bad… https://t.co/eXD1XW0jEn

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

Fewer…

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

Jesus, these fuckers are like flies. I guess no genuine customer service happens on Twitter these days.

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

Can anyone explain how skipping one leg of a 2 flight trip (picking up the journey halfway through) on @united should cost me extra? Mind blown how terrible their service is - one to avoid

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

Interesting. Post got liked by this scammy mf… https://t.co/sG01j2kAf5

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

Oh Christ. That fucking pose is back.

[Josh Kantor @jtkantor]

I am one million percent on board with this education policy.

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

Bring on the conspiracy theory about Neil Oliver's career as a conspiracy theorist being a state-backed conspiracy designed to discredit conspiracy theorists.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.

[Faz @hacksupreme]

The Imam of Sheikh Abdullah Quilliam Mosque in Liverpool has invited far right agitators planning a protest there tomorrow into the mosque for free food and a chat

[Leslie Ann Horgan @LeslieAnnHorgan]

This *badly* needs a comma

[euan mccolm @euanmccolm]

swinney should say scotland can have a bank holiday.

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

@Gatsbyspants Are we doing conspiracy theories already?…

[Paul Smith @elandesign]

@AndyMilner1980 @anon_opin Far from it - Hartlepool elected a Tory last time, that was far more embarrassing. The “mascot” proved to be so good at his job he got re-elected twice.