Eliot Martin-French

NTU Graduate - Rural Derbyshire School Sports Partnership - Basketball - Amateur Blogger:

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@McDonaldsUK what on earth are these?! First time I’ve seen a happy meal toy in about 20 years.. they literally do nothing. Sort it out 😂

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@BritishGas @BritishGasHelp you are THE most inept company I’ve ever had the displeasure to deal with. 3 hours I was on the phone and somehow you’ve still managed to get my request wrong.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

I have never seen a player do as much to not be picked as @HarryMaguire93 - give the man a day (or tournament) off @GarethSouthgate #ENGGER

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@InPostUK are absolutely useless. 3 of my parcels have been returned to the sort facility more than once. @vinted I’d suggest getting a new postage partner!

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@TikTokSupport my account has been hacked. I have sent you numerous messages and you are not replying. Please reply as I would like my account back.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@TikTokSupport please can you send me a DM to discuss my account. Thank you.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@tiktok_uk my account has been hacked and I am getting no response from emails. Please DM me so I can get it sorted. Thanks.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

The only world class players in this @EnglandFootball team are Walker and Rice. Why are we playing a keeper who conceded 66 goals this season for a team that finished 16th in the league. Start picking on form.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@McDonaldsUK been to the drive through at jct 29a of the m1 - paid for garlic cheese bites. Got home, no garlic cheese bites and not able to go back out. Can you dm me on either a refund or voucher please. I can send receipt.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@tescobankhelp I am trying to find out what I have left to pay on my loan - every time I try to log in/create an account/ recover an account it says that my email address isn’t recognised even though you’ve sent me emails to that acc. Help?!

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@SJosephBurns @Sjthefirst9 3452839

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@SheffCouncil I am trying to find contact details for your empty homes officer, please can you advise?

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

Finally got to see @rickygervais at @LondonPalladium last night. Well worth the wait. One of the funniest blokes I’ve ever seen. With an added element of a mentalist wanting a selfie. Well played Sir.

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Why is @sterling7 in the squad. Embarrassingly bad.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@KFC_UKI literally have the worst customer service levels. Just been on a drive thru and was served by the rudest woman I think I’ve ever met 😕 won’t be going back in a hurry.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@AzzaBotTV @Evofem Are you expecting this to be a medium or long hold?

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@AzzaBotTV any thoughts on big movers this week?

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@loveholidays are the biggest joke of a company I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with. Avoid them at all costs.

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@BBCR1 someone needs to tell the man on Radio 1 that 'nonsicle' is a nonsenscicle

[Eliot Martin-French @EliotFrench]

@BBCR1 the bloke on bangers needs to be told that the word 'nonsicle' is a nonsensical word in itself.