Zeolite

Chemistry enthusiast & passionate coach ⚗️ | Football fanatic 💙❤️ | Barca, Man City, Pep Guardiola, and Messi are life 🌟 | Sharing insights on science.

[Zeolite @elishasilah]

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[Samrah @_Chemist1]

You can tell someone’s level of intelligence by how terrifyingly calm they are when people purposely try to provoke them.

[Abu Amani @_DiabloGato]

@jrobah Wanasema boys have a sense of accountability and understand respect.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Simps chase women.

Women chase a strong man.

A strong man stays single, silent, and out of reach until he fixes his mind, body, and wallet.

[Eric @amerix]

It is always the FAT man in the supermarket queue with a large bottle of soda in his shopping basket and an envelope of omeprazole in his pocket.

UNFAT.

[𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙽𝙴 @i_am_munene]

"Nipatie ile antibiotic ya homa ya tablet tatu."

Shauri yako!

[PepTeam @PepTeam]

I want every single @ManCity fan to know I am here; more than ever. I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players, staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters.
Let me be clear: we will get through this together.
I love you all 🩵

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

If your kid turns out to be the smartest in his/her class, I recommend taking them to another school where they’ll be more challenged academically.

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Ukitaka msichana mrembo enda tu uishi pipeline. Wasichana yote warembo wakimaliza form 4 ukambani hua wanaenda pipeline. Apo unapata neighbour mali safi anaishi kwa aunt yake na alipata C- unaoa. Haezi kusumbua ata bora nyumba ikona maji, lakini your friends will taste.

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

I trust my grandparents more than BillGates vaccine.

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Mziki imeenda shule, literally 🔥🔥🔥👌🏽

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

Legitimately might be the best song of the 2020s

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

Clinical officers should learn that common cold is not an indication for prescribing azithromycin.

[BIG ZICO @zicoofficial79]

Don’t worry you will play 90mins at home😅🥹

[MakaaMotuo @ian_fes]

Bibi ukimpea pesa ya shopping she will divert a considerable amount to Chama but ile shopping kidogo atafanya she uses sparingly hdi iingiane na expected time frame.Ukijifanya mjanja upige shopping mwenyewe to evade her corruption,by 2weeks amemisuse everything to show you levels

[Zeolite @elishasilah]

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[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

Barca wakitaka hero/saviour huwa wanalilia raphinha but ile day ya kupeana awards wanakimbilia yamal,,,frauds akii limau.

[Zeolite @elishasilah]

@SportPesa
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[Zeolite @elishasilah]

Prediction today
@SportPesa
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[TIM3 BANDIT♐ @kiengkevin]

finding new music counts as a productive day for me