elissa

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Haters will see your ass playing hot potato and say you’re against holding things.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

“If anyone needs me, I’ll be.”

-Aristotle

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Telling someone you would take a bullet for them means a lot less when you’re clinically depressed.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new matching couple’s shirts

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

(Making small talk with my wife) so… any pregnancies lately?

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

[elissa @elissamilano]

@benedictsred 🤣

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fuck it. I’m having brat fall too

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

The people who tell you crime doesn’t pay are simply failing to consider copper theft.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Miracle Whip is really playing fast and loose with both of those words

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Friend: I had a dream where I met the love of my life!

My dreams:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Cracker Barrel should sell loose cigarettes

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Not real proud of who I become when the word “unlimited” is included in my dining options.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m a real slut for Bible trivia.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Welcome to your 40’s: your dentist was born in 1994.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Food critics are wild. How you gonna bully spaghetti?

[Chadson @Chadson]

sunday means cracking open the autism bible