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[Ella @ellag04]

@AUS_SUA The Acadia vs. SMU Women's basketball game stream isn't working!

[Ella @ellag04]

@AUS_SUA The STFX vs Acadia Women's basketball video isn't working!!!

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

I am happier than I’ve ever been in my entire life. My daily routine is simple: I try my best, love myself, and attempt to help other people. I am perpetually flawed but am working towards being a little bit better every day. Embrace the basics. Sorry there’s no punchline here.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies https://t.co/1WUUaEPLzp

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Crazy misunderstanding— No players ever took a knee against the nat’l anthem. They took a knee in peaceful protest of police brutality. Do you read on the reg, or no? Anyway, you should apologize. ♥️ https://t.co/EanbpFT5Td

[HughGoesThere @HughGoesThere]

Are your parents texting?

IMHO: I Might Have Osteoporosis
IIRC: I Immediately Regretted Children
BRB: Bring Reagan Back
LMAO: Let’s Make An Omelette
IDK: I Divorced Karen
AFAIK: Always Farting As I Keel over
ROFL: Rotting On Floor Lifeless
OMFG: Oh My Fucking Gallstones

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Keep politics out of music” is a fun way to say, “I want to benefit from your experiences without having to consider the tragedy behind how you got them.”

[Mike Leach @Coach_Leach]

Both coachable and house broken

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"...For love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite." - Nelson Mandela

[jesse Williams. @iJesseWilliams]

"Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives https://t.co/gz14KYCvBh

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.

[Ella @ellag04]

#womensmarch #womensmarchvictoria

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.

[Ella @ellag04]

Nooooo whyyyy pleaseeee this is all just an snl skit right 😭😭😭🤕😵😤😳😢@realDonaldTrump @NBCNews

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Millennials are making 20% less than baby boomers did at their age. I want to react to this news properly—what’s the opposite of “YAAAS?"

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Thank you, Michelle, for your eight years as First Lady in which you represented our country with dignity, grace and intelligence. https://t.co/mO8NjCYPmX

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Dr said I need to be spooned more

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

JUST IN: Iconic Hollywood sign altered to read 'Hollyweed' in apparent New Year's Eve prank https://t.co/b8901TyDml