slept for 9 hours
had steak and eggs for breakfast
detailed my car
got a haircut
found $20 in my pants pocket
texting my ex again
still have money left over from my last check
What a privilege it is to be able to run, afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their fullest potentials.
Thatโs right, join the Canadian Armed Forces only if you love to buttfuck men.
Like holy shit I canโt believe this is their PR.
What a fucking embarrassment.