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fun, flirty and laid back gal 🤩

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m going through shit only Hannah horvath would understand

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

U willl see Beth no more   See black that’s from electrical sparks. It’s not safe to use anymore. GOOD BYE BETH . U hv been a real workhorse. Ur namesake still is hard worker.  I will miss u

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

for cis women this happens when you're 13/14 and it comes from your mom

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[melody @mesopissed]

I love Facebook

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why is it called “no-fault divorce”, when there is almost always a child at fault?

[::mari @renxcsor]

Is Charlie kirk trying to communicate with me cus my neck hurts

[✨✨✨ @em_aye_ee]

Love how news stories about American children are reserved for fundraising for healthcare expenses

[Pubity @pubity]

A 10 year-old boy from Japan discovered that butterflies can remember their time as caterpillars.

Jo Nagai noticed his caterpillars still loved him after turning into butterflies, and the affection he had for them led to a genuine scientific discovery.

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i’m ready to be in love again but unfortunately i am not really attracted to anyone and i may be evil

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[clurge pingus @clurgepingus]

always look at your doctor’s notes in your chart

[donnie @donnieplath]

ohh so it’s massive

[MidwestDem 🌽 @NE02Dem]

TMZ Reporter: "A lot of people have been saying you've got BDE..."

Ossoff: *laughs* "Oh, my brother..."

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Alive and well you stupid bitch

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

Fauci invoked it once. They continued to ask 111 questions after he invoked it.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🇮🇪 Catherine Connolly, who described Israel as a “terrorist state” and accused it of committing genocide in Gaza, has been elected President of Ireland by a landslide.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick