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[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@J_Steele21 Hook this kid uuuuuup! 🥰😭

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@realSnarfybobo @robfig @micsolana You can roll 529 funds, which I got a deduction for, in to a Roth IRA at 15 (up to 35k), and you can contribute to a 529 prior to birth. We knew we wanted three kids, opened them all at the same time, and changed the bene to them as they were born. In 50yrs that’s 1.3mm tax free

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@realDonaldTrump This sucks so much.

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@MahikRani50377 I’ll take “Things that definitely didn’t happen” for $500.

This was posted today about last night, so presumably 6/25/26. Receipt is from November 2024. The “handwriting” is very obviously fake.

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@nortonbreads @DamiDefi Read the S-1. You are literally not.

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@chamath Yeah the kids you definitely send to public school, you dumb bitch.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

Some takeaways from Ben Johnson's 30-minute session at the NFC coaches breakfast
-Said he found out about Drew Dalman's decision to retire in mid-February. Team quickly pivoted to Garrett Bradbury, who they believe "will fit us like a glove"
-Johnson on left tackle: "There's a lot of uncertainty there." Said he's not sure the Bears will have Ozzy Trapilo during the 2026 season after Trapilo suffered a "pretty serious injury" with his ruptured patellar tendon." Johnson said it's hard to say what the Bears left tackle position will look like this year or in five years.
-Braxton Jones is up to 310 pounds and looked "yolked" when Johnson saw him come in to sign his contract during free agency. Said Jones is eager to get his career trajectory back on track.
-Johnson isn't happy with the offensive staff for how they didn't coach WRs to get open enough. Emphasized getting back to fundamentals in OTAs on catching the ball to address drop issues.
-Johnson and the Bears staff recently turned on the tape from Family Fest at Soldier Field in early August 2025 (the really sloppy practice that featured a bunch of delay of game penalties) to see where they were starting camp last year and how much further ahead they want to be in OTAs with the offense.
-New OC Press Taylor (formerly the passing game coordinator) is "the most organized coach I've ever been around" per Johnson. Noted his "library of plays" for how to beat different defenses and how he organizes information as a benefit to Johnson in Taylor's new role.
-Johnson said coaches will be "hyper vigilant" to any complacency and entitlement after the success of last season. While he was happy to hear from fans/supporters "for about a week" about how exciting the 2025 season was, he said he doesn't want to hear anymore about how good the Bears were as they have moved on to 2026.
-New safety Coby Bryant wowed Johnson with a 'holy cow, it-factor' in terms of his leadership. Will be a critical piece to replace the leadership void created by Kevin Byard's departure.
-Johnson noted how "challenging" it was to form relationships with Jaylon Johnson and Kyler Gordon last year given how both missed significant time with injuries. "We're starting over completely this spring" with their relationships so he has a better chance to get to know these players.

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@dxwoodworks @elonmusk @grok LOL.

“US service members can’t vote” but the Act “leaves the EXISTING WAY they can vote intact”?!?

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@Ju66alo4Life420 @XtexasgirlX @heyitsmeCarolyn George Carlin is literally talking about you maga shitheads in the clip of this gif.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@theGreatSpirit7 @BigMKilo @bennyjohnson Specific reason being that no one knows another kid rock song?

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@bennyjohnson Yes, everyone was just itching to turn back on a game that had 9 total points scored, against a team that had 46 total offensive yards in a half of football.

The game was as shitty, if not shittier, than lip-sync-palooza.

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@BigMKilo @bennyjohnson LOL, but give them the guy singing about tits, drinking, crackheads…

[RickRollYield @emceePMC]

@elonmusk Now do American citizens deported by ICE over the same time frame. And number of murders commited by ICE over the same time frame.

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@colin_gladman Rules of engagement & deescalation. Cops, troops, agents, all follow them all in an attempt to deescalate a situation. I CE doesn’t follow theirs. I CE never deescalates.

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

BREAKING: New angle released of the federal agent involved shooting in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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@PJones1776 @AZ_Intel_ Helen Keller, that’s not what happened in this video. From every angle.

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@Optimatter @mars7_de @mattvanswol Say more.

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@mattvanswol What is it you do all day? Genuinely asking.