𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody)

❝A god doesn't plead.❞ (#Fake Roleplay Account) #𝙠𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙨

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

❝𝐴𝑛𝑛𝑖𝘩𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦.
𝑅𝑎𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦.
𝑇𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑥 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑑.
𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑑.❞

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

giving a small shrug. "Admittedly I will bare some fault to that. Leaving it to the scientists and weapons manufacturers was not a part of the plan."

In fact, he rather missed the bloody thing.

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

"I do not believe he merely visits this planet for friendship and battle." The gods tone suggestive, green hues fixed on bright red. "Thor has quite the connection with a human female, I'm certain this plays a part in his visitation."

Fingers tapped against the bench -

[˗ˏˋ 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍. @N0M0RESTRINGS]

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⠀⠀ `` no , i don't believe an invading army gives much time for speaking . he does seem quite fond of this planet , given his known visits so far . `` optics watching the other , studying . as if the machine was in thought .

`` though -

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Yes, it is quite enjoyable. One can learn so much by being another.

Unfortunately, it is not within my power to be able to grant you the same experience. Apologies.

[𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪. ᱬ @wandacharms]

I must say, you're damn well lucky!

I've always wondered what it would be like to experience being the opposite sex..

I envy you.

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Is currently nursing a set of aching ears.

He has no intention of enjoying loud noises unless they are the screams of his enemies.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ𓂃 ˎˊ- 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝘖𝘔 .ᐟ @symbiontcarnage]

maybe.

maybe not, he can simply enjoy the loud noises if there is something that someone can enjoy about it.

however.

would he like to say something?

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Well, I don't 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 to.

That's the perk of being able to shift if ever the mood fits.

[𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪. ᱬ @wandacharms]

I'm really curious. Why would you want to go through that?

It's pretty damn cool, though!

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Absolutely. Ask away, dear one.

[𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪. ᱬ @wandacharms]

. . . Dares I ask any questions?

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

You heard me.

[𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪. ᱬ @wandacharms]

Excuse me??

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

I can.

[ᅟ͏ ، ͏ 𝑀𝐴𝑁 𝑂͟𝑈͟𝑇 𝑂𝐹 𝒯𝐼𝑀𝐸 ⋆*･ﾟ @WantedxFreedom]

Do you. . . Uh. . . do that?

[🅟𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧 ✪ @defacedshield]

ㅤ

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Smirks.

"Food for thought?"

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

Pause—

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

A what, is not the correct term I'd use.

Perhaps a dashing loki, a gorgeous loki. A you'd-do-well-to-not-insult-them loki.

[𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓞𝒖𝒕𝒍𝒂𝒘 . @puerstclla]

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⠀still don't know what a loki is, by the way.
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[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Ovulation.

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

up every once and a while. I hear it's a wonderful ability to see where one's going."

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Watching the liquid fall over the tall rim, the god cocked a brow upward, a small grin curling his lips. Mostly in disbelief.

In the others defence, he was simply dressed in a pair of dark trousers and a button down. Hardly noticeable as a god.

"Me? You should perhaps, look -

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

colliding with @EmeraldMagik, tipping the glass he held. swearing under his breath, he looks up at the stranger —— “ you should really watch where you're going. ”

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Wet.

But not today.

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

⸻

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

"That other one, is my brother," Perhaps not in blood, but in bond. "And I am not surprised that he failed to provide adequate information about me. We weren't really on speaking terms during my last visit."

To put it politely.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍. @N0M0RESTRINGS]

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⠀⠀ would he really expect it not to enquire for more information ？`` it is the heritage that humanity has classified you under . i suppose the other asgardian failed to inform them . ``

a chuckle -

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

Well, how lucky for you, little wolf, that I am not no one.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

No one is supposed to agree

[𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 (parody) @EmeraldMagik]

A hard truth to move on from, I take it.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Wow...