Emily Overmyer

a pleasure to have in class

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[lo messiah @timchals]

this reminds me of the spongebob episode where its prom and he has these long ass legs

[trash jones @jzux]

did you guys hear about this

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

if u need me this is where I’ll be

[paul @paulswhtn]

How it feels dressing up at work for Halloween while your older coworkers came normal

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

ill check the nooks. you get the crannies.

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

when i watch emily in paris i feel like a dog who's owners left the tv on for them while they go run errands

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

Roomie Alert

[Katie Greifeld @kgreifeld]

ready for another week at the email factory

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

I love how Chappell Roan and Noah Kahan are two of the absolute biggest powerhouses in music right now but also look like they live together in a 2006 Subaru Outback

[Culture @CultureHOF]

ㅤ

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m pretty good with money unless i walk into target, costco, trader joe’s, tj maxx, a mall, or a bookstore

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

we used to care so much more about the olympics. when those pics of michael phelps smoking a bong came out my uncle said “this can’t be happening” and went for a drive