the vampire lestatbian 🎸

panda | my hobbies are eating, sleeping, and taking the easy way out 🏳️‍🌈 |
i block people for literally any reason ✨️

[the vampire lestatbian 🎸 @empandanada]

🌟 panda 🌟
- podcaster
- writer
- animation enthusiast
- loyal
- gives good hugs
➡️ https://t.co/gVTyBsgO57 ⬅️

[CoolSkelly || PLAYING GHOST TRICK @CoolSkelly_123]

She did not need to do that

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

I always feel like Cyrano de Bergerac when I’m in the passenger seat communicating my fast food order through the driver

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

I think it's normal and healthy actually to have different friend groups that reflect different but authentic aspects of yourself. it's not "masking" to recognize that my normal girlfriends don't want to talk about computers! that's just called not being annoying

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

Maybe this is my unpopular opinion, but adult friendships should not require this much emotional management. If I invite you somewhere and you don't answer for three days, I'm going to assume you're unavailable. I'm not conducting a post game analysis, issuing statements to the press, or opening an investigation into everyone's feelings about the children's museum. I guess my toxic trait is thinking adults should be able to communicate directly instead of expecting me to decipher emotional morse code. I need more friendships that operate like a dog.

[Kevin Bolk (K-Bo.) @kevinbolk]

All the love for Orko, everyone’s favorite magical napkin. Sticker sheet by K-Bo! #mastersoftheuniverse

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[blklilacc @blklilacc]

it’s me I’m forcing people to believe Jax is transfem, people who deny it are going to be executed under my regime

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

sue wilson you will always be famous

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shi out of each other

[NADJA! 🇧🇦 @dimensionheist]

Team Dark the besties fr

[tony wonder shady facts 🌟 @blunderyuri]

i think jesse plemons should have one million oscars on his shelf by now and one of them should be for game night

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Ya because they aren’t building them near wealthy neighborhoods

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

This is all firmly millennial stuff. “Zillenials” just don’t want to admit that they’re actually a part of the quirk chungus funko pop craft beer generation. Sorry guys

[kimu 🌈6/17-19 クリエポ【P-22】 @kimu_astro7]

#マスターズ・オブ・ユニバース やっと鑑賞！
「パワー」は、「力」って意味だけじゃないですよね✨
言葉選びが難しいのですが、ありふれたお洒落な映画よりも、私はこれが好き‼️💯✨
自分がデザインを担当させて頂いた邦訳本も映画館で発売されていますので、こちらもぜひ✨😁https://t.co/7NV8BOhjqh

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Many people still don’t realize that literacy isn’t just about being able to read. It’s about being able to comprehend, evaluate, and apply the information in front of you. The gap between the two is becoming increasingly alarming.

[Chipster ☕️ ⚡️chipstercreates at that other place @roboptera]

Masters of the Universe establishing that the skull man does not live at the skull mountain but instead the SNAKE mountain is the kind of bold, subversive writing we're missing in modern media

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office

[sam @samsgrs]

we have 3 original sentences left i’m crying

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

rlm made a joke about Jeff bezos being a big masters of the universe fan and just financing sequel after sequel no matter what happens box office wise, and now I think there may be truth to that