Jose

probably a prophet

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

watched the drama (2026) last night. dont make no sense. if zendaya told me she shot a school up id be like things happen baby

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

I had to recrop the original meme to work in IMAX.

[Patrick Kidd @patrick_kidd]

And so the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.

[John A. Daly @JohnDalyBooks]

Still my favorite bit about Joe Rogan:

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[anitto na regua @omrclo]

“Não pode torcer pra país imperialista na copa”

Brasileiros, Colombianos, Mexicanos, Uruguaios e Chilenos agora:

[Abbey @BurnishedAbbey]

do NOT watch The Dark Knight while high and past midnight you WILL shit your pants at every random jumpscare

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im not on any dating apps. im on twitter and im on my couch

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to horses but if someone led me to water i would drink to be polite

[Dr/Ranouch🇪🇬 @Rosanoury2]

كل ما ننزل الفيديو يتمسح هنفضل ننزله 🤣👌

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

This is 1000% worse than the Folarin Balogun red card and of course, no VAR review, no card

[checho_style🦁🇮🇩 @baquerinnn]

*argentina elimina a cabo verde*

la gente que vive en cabo verde: ostia chaval que mal

yo (colombiano que nunca ha visitado cabo verde):

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Might be able to talk to that girl after a little liquid courage (takes shot) and some solid courage (snorts cocaine) and maybe a little gaseous courage (huffs computer duster)

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

"the casts of tv shows used to do horny/silly photo shoots" the word missing from your post is "magazines," it was magazines that were commissioning and publishing those

[brigitte ☽ @cafeinomanat]

Ustedes me ven normal pero todos los días le pido a Diosito que Cabo Verde elimine a Argentina

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

"Babe, let's not argue right now. We can do it later over the phone when I'm on the train"