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@djsailorpoon I’ve been away from home too long if they’re putting cocks in the Sculpture Garden lol

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@okmonkeycry What if semen smell like poop checkmate atheists

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@senlokidfs @davidgross_man @TwistedMcGee As opposed to you, who I’m sure is a learned scholar of post-WWII geopolitics

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@Hayes_Inc @shazzity Magical thinking and hopium are high right now and it’s important to remember that at least 50% of the American electorate are terminally infected with Hitler particles

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@thejelvprint @B00K0FTRIBE Brain fully colonized by white British

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@Chowt9 @JohnTeufelNYC Joe Biden fundamentally believes Republicans are good people doing misguided things, this is of course untrue and conservatives should be hunted for sport

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@imFernandough @ryangrim I have some news about the object permanency and tenuous sapience of rural American voters that you aren’t gonna like lol

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@HillGirlTN @remarks Politicians who are both Boomers themselves and elected infinity times by you saggy old fucks

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@shreyabasu003 They were rich, support 99% of his odious beliefs, and didn’t really believe it’d ever be something he’d get an opportunity to do because “precedent” and “respect for institutions” would stop him

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@rationalpeace1 @frjoshTX Creating the Satan Machine isn’t moving morality forward either lol

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@JackMehoffQuick @cellobuddy @augustautist @ZVeryn96103 @Solidarity_Star @narmacnetworth Do you think Pakistanis just suddenly sprung from the dirt into a barren and undiscovered geographical area in 1947 or are you perhaps a moron

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@JackMehoffQuick @cellobuddy @augustautist @ZVeryn96103 @Solidarity_Star @narmacnetworth Pakistanis had civilization thousands of years before the bog apes of the British Isles first gained sapience lol

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@SolsticeSunday @luminary_bloom @saintsoftness If a private company is begging to be regulated the most benign interpretation is that they have gassed themselves up to the point of creating something horrifying and are trying to cover their asses expeditiously

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@_Chrysaetos_ @jake_romm If we’re being charitable, it’s a Silicon Valley company so I would assume the worst justification you could think of is probably correct

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@thatjustindean @kelly_o_edwards “Real” churches that sit empty for 300 days a year doubling as WeWork spaces is such a perfect encapsulation for the soulless transactional nature of American Protestantism

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@anthonyjkreider @TheRealJChubby They aren’t more abusive, we just have the Internet now so people have more ways to talk openly with others about the fucked up behaviors normalized in their families.

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@Ababagoobee @shreyabasu003 Burying the lede that Gen X and Boomer narcissists see one-sentence unemotional descriptions of their behavior as public humiliation worthy of a nuclear toddler crashout in response

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@hppysnshn1189 @snowset Illiteracy is not the fault or responsibility of anyone besides the moron who can’t comprehend the statement

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@bigntallstew @wolfysomi Preschool must have been a wild ride for you lol

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@Gushevus @jakesgoodopines The Braddock Homunculus can’t even be assed to show up to work or put on something other than basketball shorts and a hoodie unless Bibi Netanyahu is on Capitol Hill for another Israel First dick-sucking contest