Steph Nelson

Illustrations and comic art for all the horror and early 2000s enthusiasts 🦇🖤💀

Shop merch link in bio where the links go👇🏼

ig: @cynicsunited

[Steph Nelson @ephthatt]

Hello I'm Steph!

💀I create macabre but KINDA funny digital art and merch under the name Cynics United.
💀 My shop has some greeting cards, pins, patches, art prints, and custom illustrations. 😊

Shop: https://t.co/AIUVZWRspn
Instagram: @cynicsunited

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“I love being at home. My life is very simple. I reada lot of books. I watch a lot of films. I listen to a lot of music. I tend the garden. I cook with my family. Yeah, I'm boring.”

— Cillian Murphy

[Mike Figueredo @HumanistReport]

I was homeschooled. She’s 100% right.

My christian bookstore curriculum was a fucking joke. It was a miracle I was able to barely get my GED, but I was SO far behind when I started community college. I also had zero social skills when I started working—it was brutal.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: The boos just happened AGAIN and Trump stops clapping as they get even LOUDER by the end of the clip.

This is humiliating.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters later this year.

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

That time when Michael Jordan taught Michael Jackson how to play basketball in a 1v1, and Michael Jackson couldn’t beat him. Then Michael Jackson taught Michael Jordan how to dance and moonwalk afterwards.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Steph Nelson @ephthatt]

Every vote counts :)

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Caitlyn Jenner reveals she can no longer travel internationally after her renewed passport was returned with a male gender marker under Trump’s passport policy.

She wrote a letter to Trump asking for help but has yet to receive a response.

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Ant Edwards. President Barack Obama.

It began at Team USA Training camp and turned into a game of one-on-one we didn’t know we needed.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, Senator Tillis just flash fried Kristi Noem over her failed leadership and FINALLY screamed at her for killing that puppy.

This was BRUTAL. 🔥🔥🔥

[Steph Nelson @ephthatt]

@SecKennedy @KidRock Wtf is this trash

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

This is how John Cena stays humble 🙏

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Childish Gambino opened up about suffering a stroke and having to cancel his last tour at Camp Flog Gnaw:

“I had a really bad pain in my head in Louisiana and I did the show anyway. I couldn’t really see well, so when we went to Houston I went to the hospital and the doctor was like, ‘You had a stroke.’ And the first thing I thought was like, ‘Oh, here I am still copying Jamie Foxx.’ That’s really like the second thing. The first thing was like, ‘I’m letting everybody down.'"

"I broke my foot… They found a hole in my heart… so I had this surgery, and then I had to have another surgery.”

“They say everybody has two lives and the second life starts when you realize you have one… You should be living your life how you want. If we have to do this again, it can only get better.”

[Steph Nelson @ephthatt]

@FoodNetwork #halloweenbakingchampionship how the mighty shows have fallen. Reality show baking trash, and clear push for Melanie to be the star manipulating. Wow lost viewers

[Linda Carney @carneylinda21]

@FoodNetwork So this is more of a pity contest instead of baking. All of her cakes looked like junk! Oksana suffered just as much as her if not more, however, she didn’t fall in the floor constantly and manipulative emotions of the judges. I’m actually surprised they were all taken in.

[Linda Carney @carneylinda21]

@FoodNetwork So this is more of a pity contest instead of baking. All of her cakes looked like junk! Oksana suffered just as much as her if not more, however, she didn’t fall in the floor constantly and manipulative emotions of the judges. I’m actually surprised they were all taken in.

[Steph Nelson @ephthatt]

@FoodNetwork Store bought candy 2x in the last episode! This is championship?? Then manipulated with more sob story at the end. Wow food network. You lost your whole style and viewers

[Steph Nelson @ephthatt]

@FoodNetwork What a colossal trash season! Completely rigged with a sob story and attention soul sucking mental breakdowns from Melanie. Everyone hated this season style and trash results. She was obviously pushed through with no merit. Oksana clearly baked the best item, while Melanie took