Eric D. Swalm

× young comic
× jiu-jitsu player
× filthy casual ×

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

@rooshibi Oh hai

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

@soogz1 Apologize that I left you in a storage unit for a month

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

Cum in me

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

What three words...

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

@uhmjaz Can't associate one name with two faces, so I hope they don't have common names, because I might forget the other plushies names I had to learn

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

Come watch 6.5 white guys talk about their wieners at an @innerdemonscomedy show, Monday 9/12 @packsandpintsnv @ Packs & Pints https://t.co/LetYlWemK9

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

@JimGaffigan All eleven of them are your kids

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

@NavalismHQ @naval Comedy and Jiu-Jitsu

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

That's comedy! My old lore involves dick jokes, drugs, and exes

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’m not “repeating a story” I already told you, I’m retelling the old lore. gather round the fire, my children, and listen

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

Put yourself in a position where you are entirely undistracted.

You will understand that the problem wasn't lack of time, but lack of focus.

Deeper concentration, better results.

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

If you're not smiling during a game, you're not playing right. https://t.co/AbAEnRPeKP

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday.....they can all suck your cock!!!

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

First @deadringer_reno show of the year this Thursday night. Come hang out and shake off last year's bullshit with some hilarious comics! I'll be there too... 😅 @ Dead Ringer Analog Bar https://t.co/D34FWLDzgN

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

I keep seeing ads offering to test me for undiagnosed ADHD. I don't necessarily want to be labeled with a disability, but I do want to receive Adderall through the mail.

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

I may have to get a turtle.

[K͓̽P͓̽ 🗡️ @KrystiPryde]

imagine getting roasted by your wife in her AnimeNYC bio

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

New bucket list item.
- get fleas on Cat Island https://t.co/OCBVhm8th6

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

Fun show last, I think we sold out...? They had to bring in more chairs.
If you want make the staff bring in more chairs to the next comedy show you go to, come see these funny people wherever they're performing. https://t.co/8LiK3KlRmb

[alvarito @Alvaaromoraless]

creo que hablo en nombre de todos 🤧

[Eric D. Swalm @ericdswalm]

@funnyfelipe I don't have kids but I identify as daddy.