Eric Hedlund

I'm a very dangerous man when I don't know what I'm doing.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability!

Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Surely this is just asking for trouble

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

#BABYON5 folks! RETWEET! SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow, 6/15, Warner Bros. Animation and WB Home Ent. will release all the information about the coming #B5AnimatedMovie including release date, rating, extras, how to get it and THE FULL LENGTH TRAILER 👀👀! Here's a sneak peek....

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@scottjohnson You can tell she's an expert because she's holding a piece of fruit in her profile pic.

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@Lum_ Except for the Lum the Mad post archives, which will be stored at Cheyenne Mountain.

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@InternetH0F Grievous spends an unusual amount of time at the Cinnabon. He refuses to explain why.

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@ChristianPayst1 @BenjaminCrew1 One of the most gleefully amoral characters in cinema history.

[Sally Bronston Katz @sbronstonkatz]

Doing his best CJ Cregg impression, @BradleyWhitford took over the White House Briefing Room this afternoon

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@MerriamWebster Iconic.

Make it stop.

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@scottjohnson

[Captain Edward Jellico @STDeltaShift]

/rimshot.mp3 #StarTrek #STPulaski

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

Exactly.

[Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @AletheaKontis]

A small % of the population will laugh as hard as I did at this…

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

I never wanted your verified badge. I already knew I was the GLOAT.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

We've listened to your concerns about Death Stars destroying planets.
That's why we've decided to take drastic, immediate action... by banning drag shows, books we don't like and Renaissance sculptures.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Photograph by Lily Idle.

[Eric Hedlund @ericjhedlund]

@ProkopDani Congratulations!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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