Arik Abusamra

[Spencer Pryor @thespencerpryor]

WTF thought we killed all the Nazis in 1945

[Arik Abusamra @erikwithana]

@jason_detroy 😭😭😭😭😭

[Arik Abusamra @erikwithana]

#djmgk3 was a fucking legend. Rip brother.

[Arik Abusamra @erikwithana]

When she's pissed so she takes the extra second to make the "K" lowercase.

[Arik Abusamra @erikwithana]

Surprised Trump hasn't made his birthday a national holiday yet.

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

How bout we dump Trump

[Keegan Thomas @keeganthomas10]

Hey all of you are horrible at Snapchat!

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

#conspiracytheories Satan died and was replaced with Danielle Bregoli

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

Reminder: We impeached someone for lying about a blowjob.

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

Life's a slut. She's fucked everyone. Multiple times. #TuesdayMotivation

[Kwame Abara @KwameAbara]

Trump is an idiot

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

If you smoke a lot of weed you're a stoner, even if you don't proclaim yourself a stoner.

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

If you ever feel useless remember, Gotham has a police department.

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

I'm not a politician but it's clear that neither are the politicians.

[Ben Furuta @ben_furuta]

Never step off your chariot to address peasants throwin tomatoes

[Arik Abusamra @erikwithana]

@B_jackson83 your a fucking idiot

[Malcom Kahn @Malcomkahn]

Sex is like golf, it's boring if you only play one hole.

[Nate 💰 @thtbatesbuttah]

Don't be a pussy, be a lion

[Arik Abusamra @erikwithana]

Whoever hacked my Instagram and messaged people pretending to be me.....I'm not even mad....I'm impressed.