Erin R.

In real life, I'm these things: photojournalist at the @FtHoodSentinel. Patriot. People avoider. Coffee drinker. Cat. I can manipulate your feelings.

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

Oh, hi Monday, I didn't see you walk up. That conversation? Just now? No! No no I was talking about a DIFFERENT Monday. Ya so glad you came

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

@noslacklackey See? This is me. I'm not the only one. She gets it. https://t.co/MWMXFUp2qy

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

*pounding on her chest*

DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN!

*pounds harder*

(sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT!

CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Nope.

Unable to leave my bed as the ground is lava.

[moody monday @mdob11]

Friend: [showing baby photos]
Me: Ah yes, very baby

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

If you can't spell, we can't hangman.

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

Ctrl-z on that hashtag in my last tweet. I've been off Twitter for a year. I forgot. See? Now I'm tweeting about previous tweets. HELP.

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

Leggings are the best because you don't have to remember to zip your pants. It's the little things ... #teamleggings

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

If you ask me a question that you could've googled, I'll just stare at you until you walk away.

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

Current mood: If you don't sound like Lana Del Rey, look like my stuffed dino or taste like a vanilla cookie - I don't want to interact.

[Dawny716 ☮️❤️🦬 @Dawny716]

Raccoons are just cats with KISS makeup on.

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

@MattPrescott34 nothing showed up on my phone! It just looks like nothing. Maybe Droid doesn't rock on?

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

@UnFitz @noslacklackey Deep. Get it? #waitdoIgetit?

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

There are so many emojis - seriously where TF is the little hand emoji for 'rock on?' Are we not worthy, Wayne? We haven't advanced at all👎

[D. Humann @dhumann]

"Beautiful things don't ask for attention," I whisper, looking down at my personal pizza.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Well well well, if it isn't the guy who beat me in solitaire...

[Erin R. @ErniRogers]

So what I'm drinking coffee out of a color-changing dino mug, & also wearing dino earrings. It's black coffee in this mug - I'm an ADULT.

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

"There's no place like home"

I say clicking my phone and car keys together