nescio

Lukewarm takes. Bad jokes. A delight.

[nescio @erraticposter]

never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by the block theory of the universe

[nescio @erraticposter]

@psswordprotectd yes please

[nescio @erraticposter]

they call me sharapova at the gym, presumably because of my powerful legs

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

I have a very rich vocabulary. Admittedly, I don't know the exact definition of every word I festoon, but I'm still pretty sure I do it acrimoniously.

[nescio @erraticposter]

@nosilverv https://t.co/Px24GF33eq

[nescio @erraticposter]

the optimal number of feathers ruffled is not zero, but it's undeniably my favorite

[nescio @erraticposter]

@sadaasukhi

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[Guy @nosilverv]

Extraordinary video. Too many extraordinary things to count. Most won't understand

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately

BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years

PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

[Amanita Virosa @AmanitaVirosa2]

People got mad at the Sydney Sweeney jeans/genes thing because it was an ad homonym

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

michelle obama: “so many see me as just barack obama’s wife”

guy who fucked 1 goat: “i have a solution but it’s not for the faint of heart”

[nescio @erraticposter]

@robgoldbergo @RadishHarmers what's the one when he finally posts his joke about groceries

[yoaquim @yqboom]

there is $10,000,000, a wife, and 20 racist friends inside your computer, all you have to do is press the right buttons on the keyboard.

[pictoria vark @pictoriavark]

had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours

[nescio @erraticposter]

@slatestarcodex @AndrewCurran_ Listen, Open AI, you don't get to be a company no more, on account of you keep buying THE WORLD

[nescio @erraticposter]

Are You More Emotionally Regulated Than a Fifth Grader

[nescio @erraticposter]

good workmen who were told early on that bad workmen blame their tools, and got spooked so much as to never complain about their tools, even when their tools were enormously blameworthy

[skooks @skooookum]

“intelligent design” my ass i came 10 minutes ago and i still can’t piss. what if i was on the battlefield

[nescio @erraticposter]

@dschan02 @StefanFSchubert @jburnmurdoch on twitter, this is true if you use the 'for you' timeline, but if you use the 'following' one it should just be your friends?

[nescio @erraticposter]

@vividvoid good lore, man