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If I die turn my tweets into a book

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"The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark"... Daft Punk are greatness

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@SeaShan_tyShay Et tu, Brute?

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Fun fact: If you order @McDonaldsCanada with @DoorDash and they deliver to the wrong house, it's not their problem

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Peak lonliness is taking molly and having nobody to caress so you caress yourself

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@SeaShan_tyShay

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@motion__muse "There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them"

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@motion__muse I can change a light bulb, I choose not to

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No point buying gift cards anymore, my mom attempted to use her birthday gift only to find out the balance is $0 and @Sephora gave her the runaround on the phone

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@CrazyLexxiCool They need a code word for most things

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@motion__muse I was recently shown this feature as well, definitely need to start utilizing it

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@motion__muse MHMMM!!

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@motion__muse and yelling

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@motion__muse Then a hollandaise facial, like a little spa day

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@motion__muse I never believed in Santa, my family later adopted Christmas, but my nephews do!

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@windscribe

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@mutablebean

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@Totally_Offside Unless you're doing a 1-for-1 type deal with an Aho or Tkachuk you're losing the trade. Possibly a package with someone like Keller or Ehlers but I don't see Willy signing an extension with either which I assume any GM would require.

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@CrazyLexxiCool I'm the opposite, white girls avoid me, I get black girls interested

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Half of my mom's text messages are just "Ok" to my responses to her questions

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@brianclarkson5 @RushmoreLists White Rabbit -- Jefferson Airplane
Ride a White Horse -- Goldfrapp

This was a tough one