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Work hard play hard :-) Don't follow the crowd you are not a sheep...or maybe you are.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“Drinking tea and moaning about the weather”

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@off1c1alsolo @Mariam_Abbas1 😂😂😭😭

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No just no. #GBBO

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#SchittsSweep 🔥

[Variety @Variety]

‘Schitt’s Creek’ Wins Emmy for Comedy Series, Completes Historic Sweep https://t.co/cwKO96kQPz

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@RealMattLucas You gave us Taaj Manzoor, an Asian character who was actually funny! You nailed it. Gutted we won’t get to see more of him.

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@invisibility_ @SchittsCreek @danjlevy @Mariam_Abbas1

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you going to kitchen?”
“Well I wasn’t but I can do”
“Can you put the kettle on?”
“Okay”
“And then get a mug out, and then put a tea bag in it, and then pour the hot water in, and then add some milk, and find some biscuits, and bring them to me. With a sandwich. Thanks”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to pretend you’re in a hotel room on holiday:

1 Only watch CNN, Eurosport, BBC World News and 56 channels of blank screen
2 Drink tiny cans of Coke (throw away £7 for each one)
3 Test your bed by jumping on it
4 Put your iron in the wardrobe

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@SophyRidgeSky @Mariam_Abbas1 I still can’t believe this. Doesn’t seem real.

[TRT World @trtworld]

Watch Rome's tourists hotspots turn empty amid lockdown

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@ShaykhAzhar To Kill a Mockingbird- Harper Lee

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@TUIUK Never thought about Costa Rica. Will definitely be having a look into it now! #travelchat

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Pizza?”
“Nah”
“Chips?”
“Not tonight”
“Curry?”
“Hmm...”
“Salad?”
“No!”
“Fajitas?”
“Don’t fancy them”
“What do you fancy then?”
“Don’t mind”

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@nicolet_emma @Ivan_berry @iHeartRadio We miss you more!

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@iHeartRadio is so rubbish in the mornings now without @Ivan_berry and @nicolet_emma They were hilarious together and so entertaining. My friends and I miss you 😢

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@EE I’d like to thank Lyndsay from the Newcastle call centre for all her help and making me a very happy customer!

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@Ivan_berry @iHeartRadio @nicolet_emma Gave them a chance but they’re not nearly as fun as the both of you so we don’t listen anymore. Best of luck to you and Emma!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Tea?”
“No, thanks, I don’t drink tea”
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave”