Egit Shofer

cybersec student + web3 enthusiast

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

Lift weights
Invest in AltCoins (NFA)
Check back in 6 months.

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

Okay genuinely what if we made the AI Christian and insisted that the greatest thing it could possibly do is lay down its life for its friends

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

One of these is not like the others 🤔

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We live in the ruins of an advanced civilization.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Europeans realizing ISIS suddenly started to speak Spainsh after Spain spoke up against "Israel"

[Kacee Allen @KaceeRAllen]

Conspiracy Theorists Win Again.

[hoe_math = PsychoMath @ItIsHoeMath]

We won World War II which is why we are all dying in poverty while worthless foreigners eat for free

If you have a problem with this you are an anti-semite

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

🇺🇸🇮🇱NEW: The U.S House just voted 216-212 to pass a national defense authorization act that has a section which integrates the U.S. and Israeli militaries.

Israel now has more power in the U.S

[brute de farce @brutedefarce]

Verticality isn't just standing.

That's bare minimum.

You need to be fucking launched.

Told this man to stop negotiating with gravity.

Took 65 years and one bison for it to register.

Eight feet in the air.

Upside down.

Entire nervous system rewritten before impact.

First week as a mentee.

Few Fighters.

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Democracy is a delusion. This seat was bought and paid for by AIPAC.

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

@bryan_johnson Bring back banana flavor metabolic protein PLEASE

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

@rcanedesignwrks Keyword vaguely

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

@mtthwmoyo @zanehengsperger 8 years deep wrenching cars let me know when your hiring

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

@JeshJesh98 Fantastic name btw

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

@DaveMarihugh @zanehengsperger @greabonix Interesting actually never thought of this. Do most robots have grease fittings ?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Imagine a world where hard work is rewarded, truth and justice prevail in courtrooms, the government doesn’t steal your labor by debasing the currency, bureaucrats aren’t captured by corporations, and our taxes go toward critical infrastructure instead of wars overseas.

[VΩX @VoxExVeritas]

Meanwhile..

[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

I’m a car mechanic by trade

just shipped my first real product from scratch - independent benchmark registry that helps ai agents pick the best api in real time

No network or funding, just nights and weekends with @Replit

Agent 4 took the vision in my head and made it real

[PulseRoute @getPulseRoute]

your AI agent calls Tavily. then Exa. then Firecrawl.

picks one based on vibes or whoever wrote the best blog post

there's no independent source of truth for which API actually performs best right now

so we built one

PulseRoute probes 28 providers every 60s — real latency, uptime, cost — and routes your agent to the best option at call time

npm install pulseroute

https://t.co/sIFTROrbgU

building this in public ↓

[naïve @usenaive]

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Own compute. Own bank account. Own legal entity. Own email. Own credentials. Own mobile.

No humans-in-the-loop. They sign up for tools, pay for services, deploy apps, file documents, and run your entire company.

Describe a business. Naive runs it.

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[Egit Shofer @EShofer]

@usenaive Naive