Ashwin

Nobody likes you.

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@nirali_ss @Memeghnad Shahrukh Khan:
Yeh kaali kaali aakhen
ye gore gore gaal
yeh teekhi teekhi nazren
ye hirni jaisi chaal

dekha jo tujhe jaanam
hua hai bura haal

Police sketch artist:

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@PuneCityPolice @CPPuneCity
Extremely high decibel level speakers on B T Kawade Road. Roads are blocked. My car was shaking because of the vibrations. Please take some action

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@ndtv What the hell is Hank Schrader doing in space

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

Mississippi was probably named by somebody who believed in Numerology.
#joke

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@therealprady @lexfridman @elonmusk @IamNeeraj_k

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@ConradkBarwa @IamNeeraj_k @arshhh89

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@InternetH0F I'm promoting you to a queen

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@EndWokeness @IamNeeraj_k

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@IamNeeraj_k Stop arguing with people on the internet

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@schmmuck Fake. This is harihareshwar beach.

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@arya_amsha Do you think this could be because it was considered a taboo? It was there, just not spoken or written about.

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

Will #jiocinema show ads instead of the match today too?
#spainmorocco #FIFAWorldCup

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

#JioCinema just showed ads instead of the penalty shootout between Japan and Croatia. Wtf @JioCinema #FIFAWorldCup

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@ReheSamay My girlfriend is like One Plus. Made in China.

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@ReheSamay My girlfriend is like One Plus, every year I get a better one.

[India Wants To Know: India's First Panel Quiz Show @IWTKQuiz]

Today, we take a w̶a̶l̶k̶ ride down memory lane.

In this thread (🧵) we will talk about Indian two wheelers that your mom and dad used. You probably learned to ride on one of these vehicles too, let us know!

A guest thread by @nandyellidli! (Three days in a row!)

[Ashwin @etreashwin]

@engineers_feed Skip a meal. Live longer.

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@nocontextfooty @IamNeeraj_k

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@nocontextfooty @etreashwin

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@fasc1nate @IamNeeraj_k

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@TranslatedCats @arshhh89