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[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

Sounds like a pretty crappy day for everyone involved. https://t.co/x8LwM05Z7Q

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs. https://t.co/GTG53SI1wc #odd

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@barstoolsports Chelsea finished 8th and can’t find a sponsor lmao small club

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

The Empire State Building shines red and white tonight in celebration of @Arsenal’s Premier League Title and trophy celebration.

See the lights live: https://t.co/iavtXSm3Fx

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@GhostOfTheLane1 @PoppyJadeboo @DPMcBride Arsenal won the cup winners cup in 1994 bellend. When’s the last time Sp*rs won anything?

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

Not surprised that people are immediately trying to write revisionist history about the game today. That’s what idiots do

-Arsenal scored from open play. PSG could not

-PSG needed a penalty, conceded by Arsenal’s 3rd string RB, to score at all

-Outside of that penalty, PSG did not record a shot on target inside the box until the 117th minute

-PSG needed a penalty shootout to win the game

Casual fans will look at the possession and the shots, without understanding that Arsenal allowed PSG to have the ball and shoot it from non-threatening areas on purpose

At the end of the day, PSG deserved to win, because they stepped up when it mattered

But anybody suggesting that Arsenal didn’t play well, or didn’t execute their plan to perfection, is either lying to you for interactions, or they are genuinely incapable of analyzing the game that they just watched

It really is that simple, at the end of the day

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@AIPAC Hell of a community note on this tweet

[Ifreke Inyang @Ifreke]

If you have noticed Arsenal's trajectory though.

PL: 8th. 8th. 5th. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 1st.

UCL: Quarter-final. Semi-finals. Final.

You damn well know what's next! 🫵🏾

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@WestHam_Central Amazing from a supporter of a relegated team

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

PSG are back to back European champions.

Incredible story which proves that spending over €2 billion on players can almost guarantee success.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.

Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.

I recognise my football club again.

[Joe Payne @Payne_Joe6]

If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter.

Up the gunners

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@EuropeanBob26 Incredible how long this took

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

These Israeli hooligans are notorious for constantly making rape threats and don’t seem chastened by the NYT, the Economist, or the UN or anything

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@BuzzPatterson Just wait until you hear what they did to the capitol on January 6

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@DanisMCFC @Salibasexual02 115 charges

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Israel spent 2 years running an elaborate lobbying campaign to have Hamas added to this UN sex-abuse blacklist, making the case that the UN designation was thorough, evidence-based and widely respected, which was why it was so important for them to get Hamas added to it.

Now that Israel has been added to it, they say the whole thing is a sham.

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@Edgarson_777 @CatholicArena Bro you don’t get to convert to Catholicism and then tell the pope he’s doing it wrong

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

Gas may be wildly expensive but on the bright side at least we’re gonna give Iran $300 billion

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: US-Iran peace deal reportedly includes $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT

[E 🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @evan_reports]

@markgoldbridge Cry more

[Andrey X @the_andrey_x]

A few months ago I was sitting on a bench in Tel Aviv with a colleague, and an older Israeli man came up to us and asked if he can sit with us. We said yes, so he asked what we were working on. We said we're making a film about the West Bank.

"What do you think about the Arabs?", he asked. Instead of answering, I asked what he thought.

"A good Arab is a dead Arab", he answered.

This was said 5 minutes into the conversation, to a complete stranger. This is a normal thing to say in Israeli society, even in the hyper-liberal Tel Aviv.