Evan Weinberg

Science software optimizer, physicist, runner, biker, consumer of the news and pad thai. 8x26.2, 2x50K

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

Hot take: it should be against the law to call yourself a "B&B" if you're not providing even a continental breakfast.

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@KarenLottie Of course I see your tweet and then a tweet from @A_single_bear right below it

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

🚚💥 #Storrowing on Soldiers Field Road eastbound in #Boston tore the roof off this moving truck. @MassDOT said the bridge was inspected and no damage was found.

[U.S. Senate Democrats Floor Updates @DSenFloor]

PASSED: H.R.5376, the Inflation Reduction Act, as amended

By a vote of 51-50.

@VP Harris voted YEA

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@tinystills @AirCanada Yesssss that would be 🦊ing amazing!!

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

Hey @tinystills just saying I would definitely buy a fox shirt for both me and my gf if y'all reprinted them, stupid @AirCanada lost her luggage with mine and we're both extra sad

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Place off Ocean Avenue Now Whole Foods https://t.co/ajWgdUXBRq

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@BostonGlobe Could you take an article like this out from behind your pay wall? Some content should transcend making money.

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

Look at all these sad sad senators getting their feelings hurt. Give me a break, y'all knew what was going to happen.

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

Yeah that about sums it up

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

Celtics have no one to blame but themselves.
--blew double digit lead in 4th
--no tempo offense to burn time backfired
--Milwaukee given too many late 3 looks
--Tatum / Brown invisible last 5 mins
--Smart last 2 possessions...woof

And it was a well officiated game!

Pain.

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@csaintcroix Any 50 (plus the VP tiebreaker as needed)

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@Hasufin @SynapticRewrite "hipster coffee shop" has been my go-to and it's been stellar for a few years

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@mcflynnthm Yo how'd you make this?

[Brighton Bangers @brightonbangaz]

Good luck to all of the Brighton Bangers who are running the Boston Marathon tomorrow!!

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@mcflynnthm That's *not* okay I don't like it.

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@elindau @titonka Never has going into the depths of the comments of a tweet been so worthwhile, this is f***ing gold

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@SaraMelikian Scam unless they're Air Jordans, then maybe not.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Every day, the geese that live in Diversey Harbor wake up and choose violence.

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

I don't know why I still love the @GEICO "Scoop! There it is" commerical but for whatever reason it hasn't gotten old and I wish all ads were that good

[Evan Weinberg @evaniselsewhere]

@JeppsonCarl @mcflynnthm might be you, idk