Ewen Dodds

2015 Hawaii - Tokyo cycle progress : 2,342/4,380 miles

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@ronanodonovan Eh, whit?

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A lot of people seem to be overestimating @MrDDyer’s credentials as a politician.

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@BeardOfTsu And there’s a real argument to say that Michael did a terrible job as the head of the Corleone family.

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@gregjmchugh New rule: whoever’s up first has to make tea.

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@footballtweet Is it because the BBC don’t have a team of clairvoyants doing their scheduling?

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I see that @scotrail didn’t make any New Year’s resolution to improve their services any.

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@BBCMOTD Everybody in the Premier League should be playing like they’re fighting for a World Cup place.

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@eldeniro90 Why are Christmas Cracker jokes still a thing?

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@johnmaclennan @JH777365 @Oldfirmfacts1 Aye, a morning rager means something totally different in the Lennon household.

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@BeardedGenius It’s a cross some of us have to bear.

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@Glinner Is it Ghostbusters 2?

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@mr_golfpunk I hear there's a thread about it! 😃 I might pop by and offer my thoughts, but I can't be arsed swimming against the tide.

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@AH_Carmi88 @DDiDioDion @Icelander83 Haha, what the fuck did I do?

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@Oldfirmfacts1 I haven't seen such a gulf in class since Celtic last played in Europe.

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The Beatles available on Spotify? This is a great day.

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Babies take ages

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@JulianDutton1 Ahh, Uncle Ken, what a hero.

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@tomtuck01 I'm sure with a bit of work and a decent transfer or two you could keep them down to three goals next time. 👍🏻

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@Nick_Pettigrew He's like the Jose Mourinho of pop music. Not sure which of the two is more smug and self-serving.

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@acidphire21 @tomtuck01 @grantsales And all three of you are soft Southern bastards.