Eirc Wllims

Mount Prospect/Evanston

[Eirc Wllims @EWillmz]

*getting haircut*
"Do you want product in your hair?"
"Sure"
"What do you usually use?"
"Marshmallow fluff"
"What?"
"What?"

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#NYESEATTLE

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@Julian_Epp @willmzy

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No matter what I do, I'm just trying to stay grounded #noTVforaweek #momtookmycellphone

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Is a picture (8.5"x11") of my dad sitting on a riding lawnmower recyclable?!? @peta

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@willmzy I think Chipotle and McDonald's

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@nibiru_gamer @willmzy @lunch_enjoyer Good point, thank you.

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@kendallr22 Oh for sure. You can tell they were really trying to appeal to the die-hard Marvel comic fans with all that tongue action

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Avengers: Endgame was good, but I think there were too many scenes of Iron Man and Captain America kissing each other

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@kendallr22 Drinking some right now, it tastes like you left an orange creamsicle sit in Coke for a while

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@Postmates You spelled Postmates wrong

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@dlicj Grounding the 737 Max? What's next, telling them to go to their rooms?

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@realDonaldTrump @willmzy

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@willmzy @thelonelyisland Telling someone to "eat soup" is so funny

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#oldcrowwrigley

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#oldcrowwrigley go clones

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@YoungJayCub Also if you are making $100k a year you should probably live somewhere nicer than a place that is $825 a month

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@SanicGTGF @willmzy

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One day I hope to find the answer to life's age-old question: "Can I park here, or will I get towed?"