tabitha kunsman

auntie. books are my happy. i liked the #browns before they were cool. ohio state always & cleveland forever. lowercase letters are my signature style.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

The Zone 6 Standard 💯

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

when you know a lane is ending and you’re the asshole who insists on driving it right until you have to cut over be damn sure i am absolutely not letting you in.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

are you a pit your trash out the night before or the day of person? we are morning of people. but everyone in my neighborhood puts it out by like noon the day before. someone make it make sense.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

the assholes who insist on standing right on top of you in a line are the absolute worst like give me space bro.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

this rain is making my ankle really unhappy.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

i cannot stand being micromanaged & that is all my boss does. yes, i understand that if i am planning an event that should not even happen imo since you have cut hours/let people go that i need a headcount. maybe you should just do it yourself. 🤬

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

if i show you a closet literally full of nike lifestyle kicks & running shoes would you gift me an entry to after dark LA. the boyfriends closet is swooshed out too. we are team nike and i really just wanna run LA again with ya’ll. pretty please 🙏🏻 @Nike

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

so i get into register for nike after dark LA and it won’t let me because it says tickets are held in other peoples baskets. seems kinda sus. @Nike

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

it for real took you longer to email me an attachment and ask for me to save it to the cloud than if you just put it there yourself. like why?

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

A Sunday morning show, high above the Speedway 🎆

#Indy500 | #ThisIsMay

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

ya know how second day pain is a thing. well post half marathon that went completely off script and put you on the IR day three emotions are hella real. its hitting harder today than it did on sunday 💔

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

$4.99 a gallon and you’re also asking me at the pump to make a donation to the food bank. sorry that just aint happening.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

i dont understand why people must turn on the office lights full throttle. its so damn bright and not pleasant on the eyes.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

when someone takes your spot at the barre. c’mon girl you literally have never taken the side barre. 🙄

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Ohio State is the first school in 59 years to have four players selected in the first top 11 picks of the same NFL draft.

Ohio State is the first school EVER to have three defensive players drafted in the top 11 picks in an NFL draft. https://t.co/gDWeF1p4gX

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

nothing annoys me more than the office AC. its like one person controls it and is comfortable and the rest of us are just freezing.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

i just got an email from my boss saying i noticed you havent worn any of the logo shirts you were given. do you just want to give them back? i am sorry, are you even for real right now? this is what you are choosing to let take up space in your head. 🙄

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

i really would appreciate it if @Nike has the after dark tour in LA the weekend of october 24 🤞🏻

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

got the all good text and i just exhaled so big.

[tabitha kunsman @fabulouslytabs]

there truly is nothing that makes sense about packages that come via @USPS. my original delivery date was today. it was scanned at my local facility yesterday and now appears to be bouncing around regional facilities. why do companies even ship via USPS anymore?