Faf

yeah, so?

[Faf @fafeine]

I voted for Spencer Pratt because I liked him in Parks & Rec, does that make me a villain?!

[Faf @fafeine]

I passed this once while driving like 25+ hours straight, best road trip moment of my life

[Sasquatch of the D&S show @Dentonandsas]

Have any of you ever heard of Zzyzx Rd? It's in the middle of the desert in CA. on the way to Vegas. It leads to the town of Zzyzx, which I believe is abandoned. Why did I tell you this? I don't know. I just like saying Zzyzx.

[VICE @VICE]

The Jonestown Massacre proves that it’s true, you can kill 900 people, but you can’t kill an idea, especially if that idea is consuming a potentially lethal Kool-Aid concoction because all your friends are doing it. A 380 gram pineapple jar sugar rush will have you channelling the spirit of cult leader Jim Jones: “There is no Heaven up there, so we’re going to have to make Heaven down here. Dat bih gah”

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Just saw a video of Fat Joe saying he went to Morocco and met a little tiny man the size of a watermelon in the club. He said he’s a real guy French Montana knows him

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

dribbling a basketball while driving

[amalgamatomaton @amalgamatomaton]

There’s this cult in Russia who believe there’s one guy meditating alone in a hut in the woods 24/7 to make the world as bad as he possibly can because he believes if it gets bad enough God will be forced to talk to him.

[Faf @fafeine]

I’m just never going to learn the parking sign riddles…here’s another $65, LA county 🤠

[Faf @fafeine]

Just told Taco Bell drive thru guy that if the new drink thing he said was good gives me diabetes, I’ll blame him. He did not react, so I threw it at him

[Faf @fafeine]

I bet ketamine therapy in weho would be elite tier networking. Like a parents night at prestigious preschool in the upper east side

[Faf @fafeine]

I developed a hyper fixation on the kingdom of Saudi Arabia

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

I need to use plantir For like a hr!!!

[🇸🇩🇦🇷 @methamphtameen]

my friend asked about my top 10 Future songs and i answered then he asked me who the ten companions promised Paradise and i freezed

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

I just fuckin Tre flipped el toro

[Faf @fafeine]

If he dies young the worst person u know is gonna post these pics on their story with “RIP Michael Scott 🙏”

[Complex Style @ComplexStyle]

Prison Mike in 2026 is crazy 🤣

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

New insult I came up with: bro you look like you live at 3355 Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles, California

[WICK @1wickedwick]

You tell ppl yu not tryna drink and they act like yu just turned down 100k

[Hamza @HowidyHamza]

Israeli soldiers were filmed executing two Palestinians, Yusef ’Asa’sah, 39, and al-Muntaser bel-lah ‘Abdallah, 26 in Jenin, the West Bank, after they surrendered. The Israeli army claimed that the two were wanted, but even if they were, even if they were criminals, executing people after they surrender is a clear, plain war crime. The dehumanization and demonization rhetoric and policies against the Palestinians, seen from the officials in the government to many parts of Israel's media, and the impunity policy have consequences, and Palestinians are living with these consequences.

[Faf @fafeine]

Eating Ralph’s fried chicken at soho house (10am)

[Faf @fafeine]

Ah yes of course totally normal thing

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD VANCE is watching a US Marines demonstration right now in Camp Pendleton, California

These guys are BAD*SS! How could anyone not be proud to be an American 🇺🇸

[Faf @fafeine]

Totally normal thing to see “Live Artillery Ahead Road Closed” driving down the 5