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public humiliation

[Colin @colinarmis]

i was about to say "if you are an adult and you dont know how to do basic hand sewing u need to get real" but i literally can not drive

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

There's a man on the hip abduction machine

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Gutting a trout in the work kitchen

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

cut your bangs yourself right before a party. you want to look your best, don’t you? cut them now. all by yourself. don’t wet your hair. just get in there and do what must be done. cut your own bangs directly before leaving for a party.

[✨️ @fairdingles]

@weetabix please bring back the banana mini weetabix!!! Where are they?

[rina @urrrinal]

fuck my stupid fungus life

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

"As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is that he openly rejects the basic moral teachings of Jesus"

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Skill issue

[Chris @citehchris]

not to get religious but one thing i’ve learned about the devil is occasionally he’ll make you redownload hinge

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

clanker be damned that boy can dress

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Baby, what happened to Woke?”

Dead, my darling, Woke is dead.

[anna @charliekclly]

happy pride month

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Drag queen made of wire. Gay monkey in the audience says "mother."