Chloe Sladden

I am the real Chloe Sladden.

[Chloe Sladden @ChloeS]

A warm Detroit welcome: walk dark deserted streets to live music, pierogis, dill pickle soup in a lively basement.

[Chloe Sladden @fakechloe]

Soooo... who wants to get a drink?

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PS: I'm pregnant.

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@marksluckie @magicandrew Ahem, I pay you gentlemen to work. Not to be self- and office-paparazzi.

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Okay, sharks inside of a tornado. But was there a persistent hashtag? A verbal call-to-action? Good effort, but could have been bigger.

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Got married. Made the Vows column. Successfully used "boffo" in a Tweet. This is pretty much my year.

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I've dreamed about this moment ever since I was a little girl. Being in NYT Vows, that is. Not the wedding part.

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In Vows, of course. #respecttheumlaut http://t.co/GYnV93AE4E

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I am the unsung master of the out of office email.

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I am a fucking unicorn. #gms2013

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Does anyone know why @omid has spent the whole day on the floor? Did he lose a piece of bacon? #gms2013

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Oh my, it's true. I just *love* smooshy little babies. Didn't realize I was so transparent. #gms2013

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For the record, my normal verbal patter is 2x what @sippey just gave you. #gms2013

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I'M EUROPEAN, COME ON!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@Claire Sorry, dear, you're going to have to earn that super tweet.

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A slide from my deck entitled "The only thing bigger than my expectations for your work is Kanye's ego." http://t.co/F81NPTtmzi

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I want to thank my colleagues for taking a week out of their busy schedules to help me audition the Four Seasons for my wedding. #gms2013

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I am a zinger machine fueled by caffeine. Look out @dickc, I'm coming for you in the Q&A.

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The Chloe Sladden School of Management Tip #42: Listicles as morale boosters. RT @isaach my boss just sent me this http://t.co/gfH1zWMhz2 …