Fake Kendall Scudder

Candidate for Huntsville City Council position 4, at large. (Page not affiliated with Kendall Scudder)

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Guess who's back?! Hope y'all know Latin! You'll love my reply to @TruqueBenwah #liberalelitist http://t.co/5txIf6rC

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When early voting, remember, unlike at bars in this town, you'll probably get asked for an ID. #boozehound #vote

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No doubt this is the work of @olsonmustache #DebateHate #Arson ...Can never find a Texas Ranger when you need one.

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RT @JUSTINTOUBIEBER: @justinbieber too many favourite parts in Just Getting Started. #JustGettingStarted had me in tears.

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Emily & Jef may have broken up but if this twitter thing gets big enough I'm riding it all the way to a spot as #TheBachelor. #binderofwomen

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One thing I have in common with @MittRomney, we both have binders full of women.

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Got a gift for @DavidWeePeeks, @FakeKeithOlson, & Duff! Wait, does Olson live in Huntsville? Who has his REAL address?

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Everyone needs to give @FakeKeithOlson a break. I wouldn't leave my former stripper girlfriend alone long enough to #debate me either...

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and back by popular demand . . . its my dick in a box, yeah yeah

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.@SmackWoodwork That's all I answer to. Unfortunately my math skills are non-existent. I'll read the budget b4 voting tho! #illiterateOlson

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Does that handsome young man @paulryanvp remind y'all of anyone else you know who loves debates?#VPDebate

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It's an honor just to be here! RT @TexasRangerDuff: Welcome to twitter fake Kendall.

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Hi, how are ya?!