good in theory

clytemnestra if she only stabbed twice

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@TheSaltyLobstah @NikkiMcR 40 guys collecting govt paychecks standing around harassing a woman for picking trash out of the reflecting pool thats only in there because the $15m no-bid contract to make it look like a holiday inn pool was given to a guy who failed to properly install what was a $5m job 🤡

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@Lori_Garver @NASA I’ve never voted for a republican in my life but your constant attempts to neg Isaacman come across as incredibly petty, self-serving attempts to remain relevant. I’ve been watching your interactions here for a couple months and nothing you’ve said ever adds to the conversation.

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@PartBoner @plsdontcrash @iamufohunter “He didn’t want to send anne frank to the camps, he had to follow orders!” 🤡

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@JurassicParkTho @CSMFHT Making a movie whose source material appeals to brainiacs and then filling it with a cast that looks like its out of a Marvel movie and giving them a dialogue so awful you’re just waiting for someone to yell 67 while breaking the third wall.

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

My grandfather spent 2 years in a German POW camp after getting his B-17 shot out from under him. I guarantee he’d punch you right in your dumbass Canadian mouth for claiming he did it so we could persecute people for dancing somewhere you disapproved of.

[juicystar1908 @juicystar1908]

Hi @PaloAltoNtwks!

This is a heads-up before your legal team gets contacted early next week, and possibly on Monday.

Your employee is in the video. His name is Madhu Raju, and he has been a Cloud Network Security Engineer at your company since June 2025.

As you can see, his video dancing at the World War 2 memorial in Washington, DC has over 1 million views on @X alone. It was also featured on @ndtv (India's CNN) and on the @timesofindia (India's New York Times). After the immense backlash, Madhu Raju took down all his social media accounts.

He also owns and operates a dance studio in Dallas named MAD Dance. He took down the studio's X profile, Instagram page, and website.

Fortunately, by the time he figured it out, my good friend @CyberGreen09 had already archived everything and built a dossier on him. He will be reported to the @StateDept on Monday morning for visa violations that will result in his visa being revoked.

You now need to do damage control. It is bad optics that you are hiring an H-1B visa holder in 2026. It is even worse that you are hiring an H-1B visa holder who is disrespecting veterans who died for America during the Second World War. My grand-uncle died liberating the Netherlands, and I was disgusted watching this video.

If you fire this employee and issue a statement, it will help repair most of the damage.

If you want to turn this into a positive public relations opportunity, hire an American for this role. There have been thousands of layoffs in the technology sector, leaving many unemployed.

You have my word and commitment that I will personally look for a fantastic American Cloud Network Security Engineer if you fire him. You will get free promotion, and I am sure that other individuals and organizations on X will be happy to do the same.

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@MatthewKeysLive @rtwlz Wow how could you tell

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@mikerecine The parents didn’t fight because they were principled, they fought because they wanted to win.

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@nuclear___love @the_engi_nerd Guarantee OP had no idea this was a plane developed in the 80s and thought this was a new build they could score an easy dunk on

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

A lawyer, member of the Cherokee nation, married to an infectious disease physician, and insistent that conservatives are more than religious zealots. Yet it appears that she raised a daughter that became just that.

[Kristi Fulnecky @KristiFulnecky]

@eternallyRaq You didn’t read the instructions. Opinion essay

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@mainebeerbrewer You are truly an incompetent ghoul, fuck your beer and your moronic politics. Can’t wait for graham platner to steamroll your Team Neolib Gerontocracy.

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@sanjuktampaul Have you already got the hammer? 😜

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

Me when a pigeon poops on my civic

[Devon Loerop @devon_loerop]

Got back from dinner to find a lady spit on my Cybertruck. I called the cops, they went into the steakhouse and escorted her out, charged her with "interference of property" and she will now have a misdemeanor on her record. She was sobbing while the cops escorted her out.

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@MartyJenkins71 @rohangrey Perennial: https://t.co/VbhzY9ajwW

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

Never fails that even the smartest people think they can abstract the monetary system to their household budget. Dollars aren’t finite for the issuer; default is a choice. Every dollar in your bank account only got there because it was spent into the economy by the govt first.

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

"U.S. Federal Debt as a Share of the Economy Since 1790" via https://t.co/mKyZpgzkOf

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

“Budget wonk and economist” saying the most incalculably incompetent stuff out here 😭

[Marc Goldwein @MarcGoldwein]

Someone tell me why we’re taxing rich people more than poor people? They are the economic powerhouses. Why doesn’t it make sense to cut the top rate to 10% and boost the bottom rate to 37%?

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@DavidAstinWalsh Blutmai is coming. Just in time for the centenary.

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@brianlfrye What’s the limit on manatees?? That things a monster

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

Guys like this are gonna sleepwalk us into another Blutmai.

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

this is all going to get Trump elected, isn't it

[good in theory @fallopianstraws]

@vebaccount anti-carb account

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@BobMurphyEcon @MMTmacrotrader @NewmanJ_R It’s amazing that you purport to engage with MMT this much yet still can’t seem to comprehend the simplest, most fundamental aspects of its descriptive framework. Watching from afar, a charitable interpretation would be that you’re purposely flailing for effect.