cowboy kim

fly suburban SAHM & artist / please stop avalanche of cam girls. I am an adult who knows where porn hub is.

[Mairi 🦀 @MairiLicious7]

@BlueVotr

[cowboy kim @fancypandy]

@thegoodgodabove Yes. Fuck that guy

[Dan Crohn @DanCrohn]

WHERE ARE ALL YOUR PUZZLES NOW?

[Dan Crohn @DanCrohn]

Phase 3 in the sheets phase 1 in the streets

[cowboy kim @fancypandy]

@LarryFinesGhost Freaks and geeks 🤞

[Ragged Trousered Philanthropist @alfienoakes63]

Can someone tell me why we have the two most useless bastards I have ever seen in my 50 odd years in charge of running the UK and the US ?

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

@REDROMINA Japanese girl gets lost and befriends a river.

Actually still sounds quite good...

[cowboy kim @fancypandy]

@Stop_Trump20 Put shit from ikea together? Jerk off? Wash dishes

[Zack Ward @TotalZackWard]

OG and the original bad boy wishing you a Merry Christmas!

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“But how should *I* feel if I’ve already paid off my student loan debt?”

I dunno, maybe feel good that things will be easier for everyone after you? Are you also mad that you spent $3000 on a Gateway computer in 1998 and now everything is cheaper and faster? Grow the fuck up

[Melesia, E. @chinupdreamer]

@KimKardashian @kkwbeauty WHEN DID I HAVE TO START PUTTING FOUNDATION ON MY FUCKING BODY. DID I MISS SOMETHING

[cowboy kim @fancypandy]

@AskTeamUA Thanks !!! Going to scour the Internet.

[cowboy kim @fancypandy]

@UnderArmour found these shoes today not in my size. I’d love to order them any idea of the model? TIA

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

I also have never dated Moby

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

Give a woman flowers and you make her happy for a day. Teach a woman to grow flowers and you’re mansplaining, dude, not cool.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is why a “middle ground” approach to our climate crisis is unacceptable.

This isn’t like other issues where you can pretend you’re a sober adult by cutting the difference between left and right.

You’re either fighting for our future or you’re not.

https://t.co/YLOVzNe2Z9

[cowboy kim @fancypandy]

@DanCrohn Once my dad made me go like six hours early for a domestic flight - and I spent the whole way telling him how crazy it was esp. w. Kid in tow and then they had moved our flight up 5 hours without telling us. He was right. W. T. F

[Dan Crohn @DanCrohn]

If my parents taught me anything, it's how to get to an airport way too early.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Going from waitressing a year ago to now carries a LOT of life-adjustments.

But 3 paychecks in has shown me how 1 of the greatest scams in US is the idea that financial struggle is due to “poor character.”

It’s a huge myth designed to keep people from empowering themselves. /1