never before has an NFL player’s cap hit exceeded $39M
that all changes this year
Deshaun Watson's $54,993,000 cap hit in 2023 will be the largest for any player in NFL history
Watson will hit the Browns’ cap for the same $54,993,000 every single season thru 2026
We've hit the point of winter where New Yorkers' thoughts turn to blowing up their lives and moving their family to a small town in Maine or Oregon or something like that. Coastal. Salty. Dignified. This is "Fleishman syndrome" for guys, and it's purely seasonal. It passes.
Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens.
There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead.
Fuck this.
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