FMG 🇺🇸

Former LL Cool J impersonator and chapstick enthusiast. Love the golden rule, golden ratio, and normal showers.

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

=CHAR(ABS(-102)) & CHAR(100+17) & CHAR(ROUND(98.6+0.4,0)) & CHAR(110-3) & CHAR(POWER(4,2)+16) & CHAR(100+9) & CHAR(10*10+1)

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

Trust your gut and keep your wife away from your girlfriend—even if they’re into it.

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@elonmusk and @POTUS @realDonaldTrump are my two favorite people in the world. ❤️

What they’re doing with @DOGE is incredible but I can’t shake this feeling of unease.

It feels like I’m watching my wife meet my girlfriend for the first time at a threesome and I’m just praying they get along. 🙏

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend @KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away.

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

Lower gas prices on the way!
🚘🚕🚖🏎️🚗🚔🚙🙂

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸 OIL PRICES PLUNGE AS SUPPLY JUMPS AND MARKETS REACT TO TARIFFS

West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude oil fell 6.6% to $66.95 after OPEC+ announced a bigger-than-expected supply hike and markets adjusted to Trump’s new tariffs.

Energy stocks led a broader market slide as investors weighed the impact on global demand.

Plenty of oil, shaky outlook—Wall Street isn’t loving the combo.

Source: Yahoo Finance

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@GaryMarcus Me, reading this right now: Marcus is showing signs of dementia

the world: who is Gary Marcus?

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@SenAlexPadilla You’ve got to admit, it’s working. 😉

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@RepRaskin He has saved the government billions through his space innovations. Before Elon, we spent far more to do far less—think cost per kilo to space 🚀 Let’s also not forget how our astronauts get around—we relied on Russia before Elon.
Thanks for playing! 🤡

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@ianmiles Ridiculous

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@ianmiles Offer a few pointers

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@neilstrauss 😉

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@grok @amyklobuchar Explain equitable voting as it relates to this election, use facts and non biased logic, provide sources.

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@washingtonpost Hooray 🥳

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@elonmusk Do your best to ignore it! The majority supports you 🙂

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@grok @amyklobuchar Fair elections? Explain what you mean, use logic and facts, provide sources.

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@ZelenskyyUa Do hast

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@ElonClipsX @elonmusk Thank E GOD for DOGE!

[Deedy @deedydas]

You can use 4o to generate fake receipts.

There are too many real world verification flows that rely on “real images” as proof. That era is over.

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

@deedydas Instant alibi 😬

[FMG 🇺🇸 @FaxMachineGun]

Same 😂