Max

I'm simply an environmentalist.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

@BikePGH @PghDOMI @Pittsburgh @pghcriticalmass @PghUndiesRide @PghBikeBus @PittsburghBikes @DashcamBike @Shadyside_CS @ironcitybikes @MayorEdGainey What about Coral St?

[Max @faxmorsyth]

That might seem obvious, but if it’s so obvious, why haven’t we done anything about it?

[Max @faxmorsyth]

The left brake of bicycles should brake both front and back wheels. There’s absolutely no reason to only brake the front except if you literally want to die

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Meanwhile, the number of managed European Honeybee colonies in the world continue to grow even as they suffer and die from pesticides, fungicides, and other human-caused stressors. So screw society-centric valuation. All species need protection against harmful societal behavior.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

I fucking love Bumblebees and they don’t get nearly enough attention as society’s precious honeybees. The American Bumblebee population has declined by 89% in 20 years and the Rusty Patched Bumble Bee is on the endangered species list.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Is there a fiction podcast that sounds believable? Everything I’ve scrubbed through sounds super scripted and theatrical

[Max @faxmorsyth]

The issue is more nuanced than that, but Twitter is not for nuance; I just want people to buy less shit.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Don’t be fooled today. Unless it’s a net-zero product or service, it’s green-washing.
#EarthDay

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Believe it or not, “Shaggy” is a better name for a dog than “Scooby”

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Blasphemy! I hate this ubiquitous invention with a high school-rage kind of passion

[Extinction Rebellion Global @ExtinctionR]

The last 6 months or perhaps 30 years of geopolitics summarised in 90 seconds. Respect.

Time to rebel.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Wordle 286 2/6

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The letters just kept flipping over green, and for a moment, I think I felt a type of happiness I haven’t felt in 10 years

[Max @faxmorsyth]

@trevorjtweets @simonlouisong @scottlincicome The rest of the activities that I list do benefit from sunlight

[Max @faxmorsyth]

@trevorjtweets @simonlouisong @scottlincicome But those dark-tolerant leisure activities don’t suffer from sunlight, do they? Meanwhile, I am seeing so many more people this week than last out on a walk, a run, at their community gardens, dining outside, and biking for their post-work errands instead of driving.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

@trevorjtweets @simonlouisong Wow, look at all those friends you’ve got there

[Max @faxmorsyth]

@naiknrj I need the seeds! I don’t drink enough water, so I hydrate by eating that gooey gunk in the center!

[Max @faxmorsyth]

@reflog18 Or were the bridge statues made by time travelers 🤔

[Max @faxmorsyth]

It’s called design continuity, and I’m prepared to die on this hill!

[Max @faxmorsyth]

It is literally the best option, based on three simple rules: 1) two syllables 2) second syllable is “dians” 3) sounds like an appropriate team name

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

It's Guardians.

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Absolutely poised marketing

[Max @faxmorsyth]

Better than naming them after the reserved area that separates opposing lanes of traffic on divided roadways: The Medians

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Yup, we named our team after bridge statues.