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[. @fell_jesse]

@Chance_Particle Especially when u drive 10 hours to come see ur boy and he falls asleep 🫡
#bitchass

[. @fell_jesse]

My friend eating an Asian pear for the first time : “ it’s like a sexy apple. It’s like if an apple were to wear a tube top “

[. @fell_jesse]

@Chance_Particle @ELXCXA Me and broke fellas we don’t get along

[· @_maecol]

Can’t even lie, these are the hardest father n daughter pics of all time

[. @fell_jesse]

Pump the bass through the trunk shit rattle like a baby hand, except this toy cost 80 grand

[* @BIGBABYGUCCI]

might die just so i can live in her ass

[. @fell_jesse]

@jessiwheeler_ The best chip tho

[. @fell_jesse]

@alexschultz00 Go talk to them in real life like an adult

[100BpmMerchant @EarlDressShirt]

Action Bronson saying the reason Ewing missed the layup in game 7 was because he paid him off and then doing a cartwheel into a car is the type of storytelling that makes him one of my top 5 rappers

[. @fell_jesse]

@slimtrustworthy Explains a lot

[. @fell_jesse]

Friends don’t let other friends become coaters

[. @fell_jesse]

@slimtrustworthy Old sleeve hand from way back eh

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

The more lifted the truck the closer you are to God

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

her: are u goin to sleep
me: yea. Gn
me on the timeline 12 minutes later:

[. @fell_jesse]

I fell in love w a hippie bitch in fernie

[. @fell_jesse]

But if I can't take my hounds to Heaven
If I can't hunt on God's land
I'd rather load my dog box up
And go to Hell with all my friends

[. @fell_jesse]

“ I send so many unsolicited pics of my bird, I’m gonna start a new app called tip tok. It’s just me “

[. @fell_jesse]

When the crane flys at night, you might get a bite