Zoe

[vic alfa do seungmin ♡ @seungmindingo]

Setembro é o mês da prevenção ao suicídio mas é o mês que eu mais quero me matar

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

“If you don’t do it for him another woman will.”

Me:

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I do not have the gambling gene. I placed a $40 bet last year, lost, deleted the whole app. My money is not to be played with. That was 4 McDouble meals just gone.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[Laris love Maki 💚 @lassiratuts]

Falei hoje “tenho Twitter desde 2010” minha aluna respondeu “nossa, o ano que eu nasci”

Minha honesta reação

[acce @accekid]

How AI feels after helping you to pass your exams and get your degree but taking your job at the end

[Duff @duffthebrand]

Not Tyler Perry going to his dressing room and switching wigs. You’re not slick!

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

company: we’re like a family here

me when I find a higher paying family:

[Davisreaaa⁷ ๋𐙚 @davisreaaa]

Saying vagina instead of pussy

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Me while everybody sings happy birthday to me:

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 ꕤ @livsdelusion]

when you’re dreaming but its the sequel to a dream you had years ago

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Wife: Did you hear that noise?

Me remembering the Dr. Pepper I put in the freezer to cool down real fast 6 hours ago

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

"its all in ur head" oh my god😭😭😭i thought it was in my ass😭😭😭 thank u so much😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[carmella 🥀 @femmesnroses]

babe wake up another pussy eating tutorial just dropped

[baddie advance @baddieadvance]

if u suck at grammar and dk if ure supp to use "then" or "than" just make a typo like "thsn"

follow for more grammar tips

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My wife: Did you do that thing I asked you to do?

Me:

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[yap moon @rhapsodizingly]

Finding out the only coworker I get along with is on meth

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Unemployed men at 4pm