You have made a choice, and I will follow your lead. As requested, I shall provide a Best Of collection here, and it will be my new pinned post. Quoted is the complete collection which will continue to serve as an archive.
Set yourself on fire.
@selentelechia FetchFido + ArmorGames had good games, Cracked had good articles, Badjojo had good porn. I'd figured it all out. It was a product of its time and the limitations of the technology
@Supamalaman JUST IN: literally everyone but like 6 or so guys are infuriated about the answer to the question of "how much information, arguments, vice, virtue, sun, rain, indoor time, outdoor time, doubt, understanding, vigor, weakness, should I consume"
@rissaoffline That would be a verbal skill. I can visualize the contours of the skin over my gf's clavicle and how it's changed with time like an animation but if she asked me I'd go "y-you're hot babe"
@eigenrobot Me a sewer rat bastard and a 7th yes 7th gen West Pointer, his great-great-great-granddad graduated six years after its inception, playing on the O line together in sprint football
Real recognize real
Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today
Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now
Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon