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here to protect any and all national treasures hmu when you need me baby

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lmao this elon flunkie in particular is the dorkiest of the bunch. Neck and neck with that voorehes clown

[@jason @Jason]

I predict that over time the Twitter Blue offering will have so many fun, helpful, & delightful features that people will feel like it is way too cheap at $8.

The initial offering is the *start* of an obsessive rollout of fantastic features you will get real value from.

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@CultureCrave @JamesSpiro That guy’s ideal answer to being asked about weed “how DARE you ask ME, and adult man if I smoke weed. Well, I never😤!”

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@CologeroGetz @_aussie17 @TruthWarriorDad right…the jab and definitely not the virus that has tons of data showing it’s long term effects cardiac effects.

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@Srhogan1984 @jackbauer600 @GorgeousGorill4 @BigFish3000 @thedailybeast and Hilary’s emails lmao

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@dionlisle @LucJFlynn @JoeCassandra Some people just want to put others down lmao.

are you sure it’s not in large part related to our ever-increasing over-processing of food?

sure, both things can be true, but you know deep down “fat shaming” is not even on the top 3 reasons for the obesity epidemic.

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@3Aleph @guimarin @EssentialBusin7 @_mintydoge @sama lol there are too many hilarious things in this thread. lmao “is this real”

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@Michell65437021 @WallStreetApes lmao of course it isn’t. you do realize people with blue check marks, now
moreso than ever, engage in cheap clicks just to get so money. nothing but charlatans promoting charlatans.

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@8thstmtwolf @wfaaweather So, to clarify, you are suggesting he keep informing us about climate change, which I assume you treat as real since you’re asking him to keep going, right?

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@thealpharaccoon @StephenSkolnick @andrewmccalip @chamath there will be promises of abundance and things being feee, but as we’ve seen countless times through history, even through humanity-altering events, the powers that he will always make people pay in some way. who knows how it’ll work, but rest assured we’ll pay some way, some how

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@mmcgowan1 @mattyglesias granted, Matt usually appears to be intentionally disingenuous for the bait, but the threads that follow are very genuine perspectives that completely miss the forest. It’s wild.

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@mmcgowan1 @mattyglesias Barbie/Oppenheimer being so loaded & simultaneously popular has been fascinating because people’s takes on each movie really seem to say more about their perspectives/line of thinking in a way that’s more loud & clear than usual.

Lotta folks missing the forest for the trees here

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@SpeakingBee @Sealab2023 @mattyglesias yeah, John lennon’s already claimed the top spot.

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@TXFMShark @wfaa why do you think that is?

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@napouser @stormstalker01 @jes_chastain 😂😂😂 lmao ok. next time just say you don’t understand how things work it really is ok to actually learn new thing s

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@napouser @stormstalker01 @jes_chastain lmao yeah, you’re miles from the point. Just regurgitating outdated half baked arguments.

Corporations leveraging the people’s taxes to keep profits and subsidize their losses is not rich vs poor, it’s corporations vs people.

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@napouser @jes_chastain Can you explain the hypocrisy?

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@napouser @jes_chastain what does that have to do with the information he’s talking about?

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@Little_Hurk @mcuban lmao all I see is “get your FREE tickets now” only people spending money are a couple rich people doing socialism

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@glassofarsenal @standingpolicy @bykevinclark Man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Better than when our parents did the equivalent by putting us in a seat belt-less car to get beer they’d be drinking on the way back.

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@pitbullmama_59 @Inversionism @CicerosJungle “But don’t be woke!” Lmao you people are clowns

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@stln_sweetroll @one_1sqd @AdamNMayer @joerogan @pmarca charlatans generally discuss silly conspiracy theories to safely insert push their own because they know weirdos on this app will defend them till the end “AKSHUALEEEE…IT WAS JUST SILLY ONES THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT LOL ARENT THEY SO SILLY YES THEY ARE TOO SMART FOR CONSPIRACIES”