Henriette

Neurotisk grafikertype

[Henriette @flensborg82]

@Boy_With_Apple Sadly, I do not 😂 I do have a couple of these, though

[Michael Patrick O’Neil @abefromanohio]

Clever @nytopinion from Danish comedian Huxi Bach

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

“Fucking Bitch” explained. This is worth a watch.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

A psychopath is a type of personality that humans seem to find particularly well-suited for leading countries.

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You might be lonely, but you've never been so lonely that you spent 44billion to try and get people to like you, then tried to charge people to like you, then broke the website after a tantrum because nobody likes you

[Henriette @flensborg82]

@lisainholland Yeah it’s happening to me to, twitter is pretty much useless at the moment

[Henriette @flensborg82]

“As heavy as four hamsters” 😭

[CNN @CNN]

The world’s largest kidney stone has been removed from a patient in Sri Lanka – and it’s about the size of a grapefuit, as long as a banana and as heavy as four hamsters https://t.co/D8Q5i0hUMe

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

checkmate bitch

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

me screaming out words during sex

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

people in the 20th century went through a global pandemic, a great depression and a catastrophic rise in fascism, and we said "if we study our history and learn from the past, we can do those exact things even faster"

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

my panic doesn't attack - it has broken in and established squatter's rights

[Pål Grønning Kraft @GjoekenesKonge]

Norsk: Hvis Twitter dør i dag så har det vært en ære

Svensk: Tjena Jason! Om twittisan krossas ida så har de varit hur jävla grymt!

Dansk: NIK, MIN NUMS, BEATE! OM DET HER, BIRDPLACE KREPÆRER, I AFTEN SÅ JEK, EN BAJER OG VID AT, DET HAVER HENVÆRET, EN FUCKING HONOR, MAND!!!

[Pål Grønning Kraft @GjoekenesKonge]

Norsk: Nå er det mye is på fortauet

Svensk: Jävlar Jason, akta dig, de är mycket isis på trottoaren

Dansk: SKLID PÅ, MIN SOVS BEATE! NU ERE DET, PISSE MEGET KØLEVAND, PÅ DEN DER, FUCKING VANDREMARK!!!