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@GWRHelp riding on the 06:56 from Reading to Swindon. Additional stops due to overhead cable issues at Didcot.
Announcements were informative, friendly and amusing. Good job!

[Paula Sherriff 🧡🌹 @paulasherriff]

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@IrradiatedMouse Is your workload going to reduce by the amount of time you spend mentoring?
OR
Is this on top of and as well as an expectation that you do 100% of your job?

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@drifter0ne @SoVeryBritish Tom Cruise’s finest work

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@Twitch Russian Roulette

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@sonicsledge Played by David Beckham in the movie.

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@DarrenLatham (Len Goodman voice) Seven!

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@paulfoxcroft Louis Theroux, is it chew? Yeah yeah yeah.

[Brendan May @bmay]

This is the end of the argument.

Ironically, it is the absurd GB News having to endure this masterclass in simply articulated, balanced, fact-based, expertise.

If you believe any other version of events, good luck tying your shoelaces this morning.

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@readywriting A day late, so sending double vibes

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Is it just me, or does #shehulk look like a live action show with cgi #shrek?

[Signature Entertainment 🎬 @SignatureEntUK]

Welcome to May!

Here's what we're bringing to the big screen & small this month.

What are you most excited to watch with us?

🎥 May 9 The Killing of Kenneth Chamberlain | The Adventures of Maid Marian
🎥 May 16 Shattered
🎥 May 20 The Innocents

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

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@TheSixMachine This building is not so sure…

[charlie higson @monstroso]

Aha! Look what just arrived in the post! I’m doing a couple of events with ⁦@RealBobMortimer⁩ to promote it. Can’t wait.