Christopher Bates

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@StevenCheung47 This aged well.

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@StevenCheung47 @PressSec This aged well.

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@jasonwhitlock So, it's yet another subject on which you think you know things, but you don't.

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@clare_slatts It's bad enough that you're a partisan hack.

What's worse is that you're not even good at it. Your hackery isn't even believable.

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@GoldSilverPawn @HISTORY Congrats on firing your own son from the show.

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@JCNSeverino @FoxNews Congrats on your crazy eyes.

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@N_Baldassarre @TheDemocrats As a matter of curiosity: (1) When did you transition, and (2) Have you had your bottom surgery yet?

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@MartiniShark @Mediaite I thought nobody could be worse than Isaac Schorr.

I was wrong.

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@WendyRogersAZ I'm working on updating your Wikipedia page. When did you transition to your current gender presentation?

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@NIUlive It's fun the way you put people convicted of felony animal abuse into your athletics hall of fame!

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@Geosimoburner This aged well.

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@Chris_Broussard Maybe you could explore something OTHER than the stupidest take, just one time.

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@MsRobotoFL @RepJoshG You can tell your arguments are good ones when you have to pepper them with insults like "retarded."

Work on your trolling, comrade. President Putin will not be pleased that you're not fooling anyone.

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@MZHemingway Saw you on TV this weekend. Damn, girl! You've really chubbed up!

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@ChrisCillizza @AOC This kind of knee-jerk, empty-minded blather MAY be why you lost your job at CNN. It's possible!

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@SenFettermanPA I agree with your vote. But it's time for you to step down.

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@FieldYates Congrats on getting someone to pay you for writing about football, despite your not knowing anything about the subject.

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@ForecasterEnten Do you ever do any actual analysis?

Every time I see you, you're parroting the top-line numbers and calling it a day.

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@KilzSlick @DonaldJTrumpJr Um... he did.

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@andrewklavan @SpencerKlavan Why should anyone care what Andrew Klavern thinks? He's just an angry old man waving his fist at the clouds.