gutter gremlin

things that sound good but I don't believe in

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@user1087923 @doctormorphh I'd probably lose more than gain if cheeks and jaws went out of style

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@truexpirate @bryan_johnson this should go in history textbooks as an example of AI gibberish

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@bryan_johnson > eyed the BPA-coated thermal paper receipt
Gloves man. You need to up your armormaxxing game in general, the world is full of dangerous and unsavory materials.

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@poiThePoi @_johnsonator I would rather die than have sex with a tacky southern blonde

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if I were dating the man in finance 6'5 blue eyes girl I would demand she make me a song too or feel eternally c*cked. and it had better go viral

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@Matrom2005 1 super bass is worth a thousand

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relationship fights are one of those weird places where winning is losing

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your head is a big space with a small stage

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there's no shortcut except taking yourself seriously

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just phlegm again this time? really?

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I'm always ready to see that I've coughed up my fatal heartblood

[christine @christineist]

talking to my single friend she's seeing a guy who seems pretty great on all fronts except for "the deep despair underlying his every move"

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We Should Have Smashed While We Were Both Still Young: An Opera

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'Whatever you lost at least you're still a poet.' OK there are a lot of job titles that would sound more reassuring in that sentence but there would also be worse.

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no.1 mistake is looking back at yourself chidingly thinking that version of yourself is gone, it's just in the coat closet. it will come out in the right weather.

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the danger of the arts is that they feel like a perfect information game instead of something happening in real-time

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When you make clear that you dislike someone you leave them no reason to care what you think of them

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no one wants to think about relatives' or insects' sex lives for the same reason, no one wants to think they're that much like us

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@JimDMiller Speak for yourself