Fred's Failure

I'm afraid of strong women. I had a rough relationship with my mother. My father is disappointed in me. World's Laziest President. Golf, golf, golf.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
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[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Wells P @Wells_P]

WE GOT A NEW SUPERSTAR

[Fred's Failure @freds_failure]

@AdamParkhomenko @POTUS following @chrissyteigen 😂

[Gabe Fleisher @WakeUp2Politics]

The official @POTUS account now follows 11 people — all of them Biden aides or accounts, and then @chrissyteigen.

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Riley J. Williams is charged in the Capitol riot.
She allegedly stole a computer from @SpeakerPelosi’s office, & now @FBI is investigating a tip that she intended to send the computer to a friend in Russia who’d sell it to Russian intelligence.
Williams appears to have “fled”.

[Scott Klein @kleinmatic]

A new angle on the scene @igorbobic witnessed. It shows more clearly how much danger Eugene Goodman was in and how bravely he acted. The crowd, which had smashed through a door only moments before encountering him, is angry, violent, and scary.

[Jabin Botsford @jabinbotsford]

@MyPillowUSA CEO Michael Lindell shows off his notes before going into the West Wing at the White House on Friday, Jan 15, 2021 in Washington, DC.

[Blerd Squad 🇭🇹♐ @blerdsquad]

@iBiteiStrike Here's the truth. Minimum wage going up to $15 an hour is making folks realize how UNDERPAID they are in their salaried positions. And instead of railing against their salaries being too low, they are railing against the $15 being too high. Fight for yours, not against theirs ✊

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

DOJ: Two off-duty Rocky Mount, Virginia police officers — Jacob Fracker and Thomas Robertson —were charged yesterday in federal court in the District of Columbia in connection with the riots at the U.S. Capitol.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Some GOP members of Congress are refusing to go through metal detectors in order to enter the house chamber.

And they’re outright ignoring the orders of Capitol Police. This is the “back the blue” and law & order crowd.

Follow @MEPFuller for more updates...

[Fred's Failure @freds_failure]

@J_Mei21 @MeidasTouch Yeah, but can you please explain your outfit though?

[Rep. Ted Lieu @RepTedLieu]

READ IT HERE: @HouseJudiciary Releases Report in Support of H. Res. 24, Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for High Crimes and Misdemeanors https://t.co/LEESCse89J

[Fred's Failure @freds_failure]

@PegLegMeg81 @jenaudreymarie @chrissyteigen @Food52 No, they are divorced. I think they were divorced last year. And Chrissy gets two Christmases.

[Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted]

People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this. https://t.co/5GfHo1eVU8

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country.

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Here’s the scary moment when protesters initially got into the building from the first floor and made their way outside Senate chamber.

[Fred's Failure @freds_failure]

"Super sweet" 😂

#MiyaPonsetto

@GayleKing did a great job. ❤️

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

The 22-year-old woman caught on camera allegedly physically attacking a 14-year-old Black teen and falsely accusing him of stealing her phone was arrested in California.

In an exclusive interview, Miya Ponsetto and her lawyer spoke with @GayleKing hours before she was arrested.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A minute-by-minute timeline: How one of America’s ugliest days unraveled inside and outside the Capitol https://t.co/hOMHjERdgC

[Fred's Failure @freds_failure]

@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @DouglasEmhoff @NaomiBiden

[Ashlee @JeneeS_IS250]

The inauguration should be held virtually and not out in public. Thoughts?