Jo Jepson-Davies

Slave to corporate event malarkey but in my free-time love to write, get creative, play tennis and enjoy a cold beer in the sun.

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵

1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice'"

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

the perfect photo doesn’t exi-

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One of the most British headlines and captions I’ve ever read

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

As Starmer announces his first cabinet, confirmation of the one individual staying put:

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

Twelve technicians switching the centre court scoreboard off and on again. #Wimbledon2024

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

ITALY!!!!!! What. A. Goal. #EURo2024

[Ben Coates @bencoates1]

Americans: I have to own a big car because I sometimes need to move things around

Dutch:

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"Nigel Farage has been hit by a second milkshake"

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Those asking if ‘The Thick of It’ is writing this election may want to note that today’s Tory immigration plan -shunt it off to an independent body to decide, so ministers can avoid talking specifics in interviews- is the main plot of 2009’s special ‘The Rise of the Nutters.’

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

@TideBusiness pls sort your customer service line. Started 5th in the queue. Got to -1 (yes minus one!!) and the call was never answered. I was on hold for 36 mins. Tried pressing 1 and requesting a call back and nothing happened. Not even a customer yet and already disappointed

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

Powerful stuff. “Hope is mandatory” (Mother of hostage Hersh Goldberg-Polin) @Channel4News #207

[James @james_briggsy]

A guy did the London Marathon and had a different wine at each mile! That’s something I can get onboard with

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

How come there was no Olivier for best arms? @hanwaddingham would have won hands (or should I say arms) down! #OliviersAwards2024

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

Anyone know the timings for the Bleachers gig tonight @O2ForumKTown

[James @james_j_bailey]

This dog on #Crufts2024 looks like she’s starring in an ITV drama about a retired detective chief inspector in a quaint Yorkshire village, who has a shrewd mind and one last case to solve

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

"I do occasionally experiment with editing"

[Jo Jepson-Davies @freejazzhands]

Zen for the win #Crufts2024