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My girlfriend wants to eat pickles and cake. She is not pregnant, there is no risk of her being pregnant. She is mad that I told her directly to her face that this is weird and gross, who's right? (Discount one vote for her, as she will immediately swoop in to vote for herself.
@Danwestcomedy Oooh: here’s one - Diners: don’t be dicks. The dudes (gender non-specific term per Kenan and Kel) that are servers aren’t servants. If you can’t afford to tip for your indoor dining experience, get takeout.