hol on im tryna spell gorjus

c.26

[blue @cowboyyblues]

My typa land of the free

[nicolol @nicolisweird]

When his dick small af so yk he’s about to eat tf out your coochie

[saturn 🪻 @butchgatha]

when you buy a pack of cigarettes do you smoke every single one at once. when you buy toilet paper are you using the entire roll in one go. when you buy milk are you drinking it in one sitting. USE YOUR BRAIN.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

HR dragged me outside and blew my head off JFK style because i didn't sign up for benefits in the first 11 seconds of the open enrollment window

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

Showing every sign of depression except loss of appetite

[lia @funky6gseptum]

no longer feeling like a bum for getting high and masturbating all day cause having a job cancels it out

[RespectfullyBih @RespectfullyBih]

I love who I am. We can work on my delivery but the bitch herself is staying.

[des⭐️ @all4th3plot]

me tryna remember this nigga’s name while we’re on a date

[luca @jussawhole]

Genuinely will never be ashamed for being easy like sorry I like to have a good time

[Janée Aiko @JaneeBri_]

Y’all laughing but this is deadass where the future is headed 😭

[Naz 🦢 @nazfromnewham]

Deadbeat daughter, low maintenance friend, nonchalant dater & a slacker at work. Dismantling patriarchal expectations one day at a time.

[Kiy @MAAAKIYAAH]

Apple will take your nigga if u ain’t paying attention

[Nene Leakes blonde swoop @yannaboooo]

I keep trying to leave their house but they have me trapped in the basement chained to a table in the corner to the left

[HowlingSponge @HowlingSponge]

My little cousin took shit too far at the family cookout making fun of my aunts droopy face after her recent stroke and the second he was left alone I caught my uncle putting that little nigga in the walls of jericho

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Chat GPT calling you “twin”

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

"los jovenes son expertos en tecnologia"

yo intentando borrar una hoja en blanco de word

[Azazel Pazuzu @bravookil]

Saint Peter: Sorry bro, you donated bit too much to charity, Mike here will show you to hell

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

He only ordered you one box of pizza and he know you big…and then you got these lil ass water bottles