Joyce Vazquez

Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just makes everything much worse than it actually is

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

Ever been in a situation where you know someone is lying to you, but you sit there waiting to see how far they'll take it?

[Barbara Macias @LukeryaTiunova]

Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

Can people cry underwater?

[Eva Broady @90Martyan]

When you're tired, draw strength from God. When you're speechless, talk to God. When you feel alone, look around, there is God.

[Catherine Owens @CoolNepsha]

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

[Flora McCoy @grechishko_ms]

My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

[Stephanie Martinez @BrodovNice]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Louise Gerow @AviatsiyaMr]

If you have a stupid ass ex, retweet this with your middle finger.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

If McDonald's is the official restaurant of the Olympics, cigarettes might as well be the official medicine of cancer.

[Elenore Allen @MsZlobnov]

Waiting on oomf to text back 1min 2mins 3mins 4mins 5mins 6mins 7mins 8mins 9mins 10mins this hoe mu

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

Two types of honest people in this world are small children and drunk people.

[Lindsay Atchison @stverdislav]

When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a piece of cake

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

Nothing will ever change if you just sit there and don't have the balls to make it happen.

[Lauren Venegas @LogishShafeyka]

I'm worried cuz a coworker has incriminating nude photos of me. She's threatened to use them against me if I don't stop sending them to her.

[Barbara Ehrlich @2Lezgina]

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

[Joyce Vazquez @gekhtman]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .